सोमवार, 8 फ़रवरी 2010

Mails of March 2008-V

happy holi : Mar 21, 2008 1:16 PM

HI
On the Joyous occasion of Holi, We convey our greetings may the festival of colours bring greater peace and happiness in your life happy holi



My reply : Mar 21, 2008 3:46 PM

............SO NICE OF U JANUU.....

Hi janu : Mar 21, 2008 4:29 PM

janu really miss u aaj pata nahi keyo aur dino se jayda tumari yaad rah rahker sata rahi hai.man ker raha tumey bulaker samney bitha lu aur bas dekhti rahu hummmmmaaaaa dekho na kabi 2 kitney majboor ho jaatey hai hum log chahtey huye bi dono nahi mil saktey na hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaa janue happy holi enjoy karna khub hummmmmmmma

ur anu

my reply : Mar 24, 2008 9:54 AM
..............u sweet januuuuu............hummmmmaaaaaaaa....!

Chat : Mar 24, 2008 6:02 PM

2:02 PM anu: lunch le liya janu
2:03 PM me: han janu
2:04 PM anu: kaha ho
me: finish kr diya lunch
tumhare samne
anu: achha bachha
me: tumhare pass
jee huzoor
anu: hummmaaaaaaa
me: januuuuuuuuuuuuuu'
2:05 PM anu: aur keya ho raha hai
me: abhi chatting
2:06 PM anu: kis kis se
kaha nain lada rahey ho janab
2:07 PM me: nain nahi janu...
do dost hai
1 chhota bro
bhopal me
anu: mujse jhoot nahi chalega
me: dost delhi me hi
janu.....apni kasam
tumhari kasa,
m
anu: pagal her baat per kasam khaney lagtey ho
2:08 PM mai to majak ker rahi hu
me: sach tha n..........isliye kha liya buss
anu: muje bi pata hai
me: ok..........koi baat nahi
anu: hummmmaaa chalo ker lo phir baat
2:09 PM me: ho gaya koi baat nahi
anu: keya yaar tum bi na
2:10 PM mai to isliye kah rahi hu baba ki mai baad me baat karti hu
2:12 PM me: baat ho gayee
janu
wo 1 dost hai n sala wo
aise hi kah raha hai ki mujhe ladki patwa de
ab tum hi kaho mai kya kahun us sale ko
buss yun hi kuchh kahe ja raha hun
2:14 PM kya hua janu...
2:15 PM :(
(:
2:16 PM (:
2:21 PM **************
:D
2:25 PM जानूं आज सिरदर्द कर रहा है
पता नहीं क्यों.....

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2:53 PM anu: sir dard keyo ker raha hai keya hua koi tension hai
2:55 PM me: pata nahi yar
2:56 PM anu: kaha ho busy ho keya
me: nhi
kuchh khasnahi
yun hi
buss
anu: dard keyo ho raha hai
2:57 PM me: pata nahi yar
buss ho raha hai
aa ke sir daba do janu
champee kar do
2:58 PM anu: nahi to mere pass aa jao
2:59 PM me: pakka aa jaunga abhi
anu: aa jao mai sir daba dungi
me: fir tere kam ka kya hoga
kya kahega tera boss??
3:00 PM anu: kuch nahi hoga
me: aisa nahi hota n janu
nahi to mai aa jata
sahi me

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3:06 PM anu: janu suno kuch le lo na dawai bagra
me: nahi milta yahan kuchh bhi
sham ke baad hi kuchh lunga

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3:46 PM anu: hummmaaaaaa
3:48 PM ab keya hua so gaye keya
3:49 PM me: helooooooooo
kyon kya hua
janu
sorrry
hellooo....................
kahan ho?
3:52 PM दो शिकारी काफी समय से कबूतर का शिकार कर रहे थे। एक शिकारी ने गोली चलाई तो वह कबूतर के बजाय गिलहरी को लगी। उस शिकारी ने जाकर गिलहरी को उठा लिया और मित्र को दिखाते हुए बोला- देखो, मेरा निशाना इतना अच्छा लगा कि कबूतर के पंख भी साफ हो गए।
3:53 PM januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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रामू (डॉक्टर से)- डॉक्टर साहब! ये फूलों की माला किस के लिए?

डॉक्टर (रामू से)- ये मेरा पहला ऑपरेशन है, सफल हुआ तो मेरे लिए, नहीं तो तुम्हारे लिए।
kya huaa janu?

aao n................

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4:14 PM me: पत्नी का ऊपरी होंठ फट गया। डॉक्टर ने टांके लगाने के 10 रुपये मांगे। पति ने 20 रुपये का नोट दिया और दोनों होंठों पर टांके लगाने को कहकर ऑपरेशन रूम से बाहर आ गया।

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4:19 PM me: पत्नी का ऊपरी होंठ फट गया। डॉक्टर ने टांके लगाने के 10 रुपये मांगे। पति ने 20 रुपये का नोट दिया और दोनों होंठों पर टांके लगाने को कहकर ऑपरेशन रूम से बाहर आ गया।............fir padh lo janu
4:20 PM net prlblm
bahut jyada hai shayad

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4:29 PM me: ???????????????????????????????///

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4:38 PM anu: pad liye hai
4:39 PM achhey hai but mai pahley pad chuki hu already
me: samajhdaar bachchee
okk
4:40 PM anu: ha aur tumse fast bi tumari tarah slow nahi
me: hmmmm...
4:42 PM anu: mantey ho na
me: hamesha...
4:45 PM anu: hamesha ke nana
me: kya hua janu?
4:46 PM anu: kuch nahi
me: kuchh nahi ki nani
4:47 PM anu: achha ji meri juti mere hi sir
4:49 PM me: kya karte the sajnaa..
tum hum se door rahke...
hum ot judaee me akele...
hath hilaya karte the
4:50 PM anu: haaaaaaaaaa
aur keya kartey they
4:52 PM me: mana ch....ee ka mausam buda tha
uska bhi lekin apna maza tha
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:53 PM anu: mai tumey uper waaley ka jabab deti hu
me: waiting....do
de do
4:54 PM anu: keya kartey they sajna hum tumse door rahker chup chup padosiyo se marwaya kartey they
me: abe salaaaaaaaaaa
4:55 PM sharam karo
fir to mai aata hi
padosiyon ke paas jane ki jarurat kya thi?
4:56 PM hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.................
aur kya kya karwati thi????
bolo bhi......
oye..........
4:57 PM anu: aur kkuch aagey bologe to uska jabab dungi na
4:58 PM ho gayi na bolti band
me: dusre stanza ka jawab do n
4:59 PM jadli do n
anu: dusra wala meri samaj me nahi aaya clear likhker bejo
5:00 PM me: mana chudaee ka mausam buda tha....
uska bhi lekin apna maza tha...

anu: matlab
me: kuchh nahi
matlab ki nani
anu: buda ya bura
5:01 PM me: buda
bura
बुरा था
anu: ha ab theek hai
me: फिर
anu: nahi iska jabab nahi dungi
me: क्यों
anu: barna tumarey paro se jameen khisak jaygi
5:02 PM me: बोल भी जानेमन
बोल दे
anu: hu hu nahi
me: बोल न
anu: nahi na
me: साले दूंगा कान के नीचे
5:03 PM anu: iska jabab duni to kaafi bayanak hoga
me: बोल जल्दी
भयानक भी दो
कोई दिक्कत नहीं है
5:04 PM anu: mana mausam tumarey liye chudaaeee ka mausam bura tha,per usey keya pata wo tumara dost to piker pada tha,na pakada tha na lagaya tha
5:05 PM ye theek banaker beja hai thoda barna maine kuch aur hi banaya tha
me: साले तो वो भी भेज न
anu: raat me bataungi
aur ye sala khon hai
5:06 PM me: अभी ही बता दो न
तू
anu: nahi batati chal hatt
me: बोल न जानू
प्लीज
बोलो न
anu: chal na
baad me
5:07 PM mujse likha nahi jayga bata dungi raat me
baise dono jabab kaise they
me: बोलने से ज्यादा लिखने में comfort feel करोगी
anu: nahi na
5:08 PM ab tum jayda mat bano barna net ke uder gusker ek lagaungi
me: ok janu
thik hai
anu: baise tum aajkal kuch jayda hi bigad rahey ho dekh rahi hu
5:09 PM abki baar miloge tab dekhna phir keya hoga tumara
5:12 PM keya hua
5:15 PM so keya ab
5:16 PM ya phir bura laga kuch
5:19 PM keya janu naraj ho gaye keya

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5:29 PM anu: bolo na janu keya hua
5:32 PM kuch to bolo
5:35 PM itna naraj hai keya mera buddu ki ek reply tak nahi ker rhaha
5:36 PM suno na kuch to bolo
me: i m back
rani ka call aa gaya tha janu
5:37 PM anu: oh ok muje laga meri baato ka bura laga tumey
me: tumhara dimag kharab hai ka
mujhe kyon bura lage bhala
anu: ha hai na thoda sa tumari sangat ka asar to padega na
5:38 PM me: ohhh...ye to hai
lein mai tumhari in baaton ka bura kaise maan sakta hun
wo rani ka call achanak aa gaya
1 baar mai kaat diya
5:39 PM fir aaya
to ...........lamba talk chal gaya
anu: phir theek hai
me: baahar chala gaya tha office se
anu: kab aa rahi hai wo yaha
me: wo.....?
anu: i mean rani
5:40 PM me: actually wo abhi PUSA (Bihar) me rah rahi hai
apne husband (rajiv jee) ke sath
abhi wahi hain
pahle yahan PUSA (delhi) me the
anu: to keya hua bula lo kuch dino ke liye yaha gum jayge na
me: ab transfer ho gaya
job ka
rajiv jee ka
5:41 PM anu: bataya tha tumney
me: haannn wo to hai.....lekin abhi naih aa payegee yarr
dekhte hain
anu: keyo
phir dekhtey hai mat bola karo ye word
5:42 PM me: "dekhte hain" se chidh kyon hai tumko?
anu: bas eshey hi
tum mat bola karo na
me: buss aise hi ki nani
anu: bolo nani ke nana
me: wo yun hi nikal jata hai baba
buss
5:43 PM anu: ok ji
me: tum pakad ke baith jati ho
anu: kaha pakda maine kuch itni door to hu
me: hahahahahaaaaaaa.
mujhe laga ki pakad lee thee
5:44 PM anu: aao G P O G Sit G T P O G No G I P K I G
isey pado
me: padh diya
padh liya
fir
anu: fir keya bolo to keya hai
5:45 PM me: didn't get.....sorry janu
5:46 PM anu: matal aayeye baiteye tea pijiye to dusri ladki ne kaha nahi mai piker aayi tum piyo ji U P O G
samaj me aaya kuch
buddu aaya kuch samaj ya nahi
5:47 PM me: ab samajh gaya
anu: hum good boy
me: hum???
hmmmm
anu: hummmmmmmmma
5:51 PM ye keya beja hai tumeny
me: kahan?
5:52 PM anu: bf clip
5:53 PM me: hann
wo dikhaya ki girl kitni chhti hai man ke comparison me
chhoti
5:54 PM anu: achha ji
me: jee
anu: wo to chalta hai
me: kya chalta hai?
5:56 PM anu: sab kuch aur keya
5:57 PM me: ladki ki height and age dekho fir Man ka length dekho aur mota bhi..
anu: buddu
me: .....chalta to hai hi
kya ?????
anu: ten agers ko jayda lete hai tumey nahi pata keya
5:58 PM aur male esha lete hai jiska fully devlop ho
me: wo to hai.....magar kitna pain feel karti hogi wo
hai n?
5:59 PM anu: jaan hi nakalti hogi
6:00 PM me: wahi kah raha tha janu
anu: per us time utna pata nahi chaltahoga
me: kyon?
anu: kekoki us time un logo already medision bagara le rakhi hoti hai
aur jo bf banatey bina drink kiyekabi nahi banatey
6:01 PM bf bananey ke baad fully care ki jaati hai body
me: hmmmm
anu: ab samjey
6:02 PM me: jeeeee
ab chalunga janu
anu: ok jao
muje bi jana hai thodi deer me
ider aao
me: okkkk...
anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaa
me: hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa
anu: ab theek hai jao
6:03 PM me: k
janu

Chat : Mar 25, 2008
12:16 PM
11:52 AM anu: mai aa gayi
me: welcome
hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
ye lo januuu
anu: hu hu ye wala nahi
11:53 AM me: gana mai raat bhi kaise sunata
mausa ji the n
buss isliye
warna mai to sunata
anu: to abi do
me: samjhee
janu
11:54 AM koi baat nahi
anu: nahi abi do na
11:55 AM bina kuch kahey suney sab kuch hota hai buddu
isliye tumara window bi chala jata hai

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12:12 PM me: ye to mere sath huaa
kuchh nahi jaau
12:16 PM han

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