गुरुवार, 11 फ़रवरी 2010

janu... : Jul 14, 2008 7:15 PM
janu,
ab mai office chhod raha hun abhi.....i m going to room.....have to go to Dehradun.

idhar aao to 1 baar....... hey janu.....
hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
huuuuuuummmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

thik hai....ab chalta hun

januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu : Jul 9, 2008 4:16 PM
janu,
miss u toooo much....aakar jamm ke baat karte hain.
abhi light prblm ki wajah se mera aur vinay ka bhi mobile off hai....battery down....sorry janu...mai baat nahi kar paya.
abhi aaya tha net se ticket download karne.....parson (Friday) ka ticket hai....saturday ko aakar apne janu se dher sari baate karna chahta hun......missssss u toooo much janu....hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
her reply : Jul 9, 2008 4:44 PM
mai nahi baat karti tumse jab dekho tab satatey rahtey ho bilkul bi baat nahi karungi jab aaoge bilkul bi nahi muh per tap lagaker aaungi hummmmmmmmmaaaaaa nahi karti baat hum
my reply : Jul 14, 2008 7:16 PM
janu.......kyon ho itni sweet.....mat baat karo......fir kiss karke hi baaat karunga mai ishare me.

tum kyon itni door ho janu? : Jul 18, 2008 5:51 PM
janu tum to nahi aatey per tumari yaad keyo chali aati hai mere pass jab dekho tab parsaan karti hai,her waqt tumara hi chehra samney keyo aata hai koi yaha office me koi baat ker hota hai to muje tum yaad aa jaatey ho sacchi janu bahut tang kartey ho kabi 2 .........ab dekhna jab tum lautker aaoge tab mai tumey bi tang karungi mai bi 1 month k liye kahi chali jaungi tab tumey pata cahlegahummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa
my reply : Jul 18, 2008 11:15 PM
janu,
kya tumhe ye lagtaa hai ki sirf tum hi padeshan hoti ho.........aisa nahi hai paagal....mere dil se puchho ki kya haalat rahti hai iski.......sooooo muchhh missing u...toooooo muchhhh......
jee karta hai ki tumhe bahon me lekar khoob sara kiss karun.....hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
abhi raat ke 11:15 huye hain..jee karta hai tumhare pass daudkar aa jaaun.....aur tumhe bahn me bhar lun......ufffff....januu.

SIGN OF LOVE : Jul 18, 2008 11:05 AM

welcome in my heart : Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM
mere zindgi ke malik mere dil per haath rakh de,tere aaney ki khusi me mera dum nikal na jay......
today i m so happy janu mere itnjaar khatam hua kal mera janu mere pass hoga hai hummmmmmaaaaaa hummmmmmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmaaaaaa miss u
--
Anu
my reply : Jul 19, 2008 1:35 AM
janu.......hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
net hamesha n hone ke karan mai aisa msg bhi itne deri se padhta hun janu........aur tadap uthta hun apne jaan ke paas jane ke liye........missssinggg u 22222222222 much janu...kabhi kabhi sach me lagne lagta hai ki jaan nikal raha hai........janu....mujhe apne paas bula lo pls.......mattt jane do khud se itna dooor......hmmmaaaaaaaaaa........

janu missss u 2 much : Jul 19, 2008 1:48 AM
janu.....,
kya bataun.....ab bhi mujhe nind nahi aaa rahi...
kya karun bolo tum hi....aur haaan kaise jaga paunga mai kal subah.....jab khud hi itne deri se sounga mai......sorrry janu...
apni kyon nahi sone de rahi mujhe.....bolo to...bolo n....verna kaat lunga wahin pe.....pakkkaaa......hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hummaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
her reply : Jul 19, 2008 10:00 AM
hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaa janu keyo muje dosh dete ho mai tuemy kaha jagaati hu tum hi to muje jagatey rahtey ho abi tak tum so rahey hoge na hummmmmmmaa isliye jayda nahi ha hummmmmmaaaaa bas janu jaldi se aa jao pls muje yaha kuch achha nahi lagta tumarey bina aa jao na hummmmmmmaaaaaaa dekho jaldi nahi aaoge phir dekh lena mai keya karungi .....tumey pata hai na hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaa hummmmmaaaaaaa

Don't be angry janu....care yourself : Jul 19, 2008 10:42 PM
my sweet janu,
abhi meri baaton se tumhe gussa aaya hoga.....mujhe pata hai......lekin thoda sa thandhe dimag se socho......aaj maine kaha ki REVITAL: capsule roz 1-1 liya karo...to tumne kaha ki kitni dawa khaun......ab kya kahun is baat pe...tark-vitark to khoob karne lagti ho lekin----

--tum sufficient amount me khana nahi kha sakti kyon ki tum kha nahi pati, isse bhi uljhan hone lagti hai (ya tumhe jyada khana achchha nahi lagta)
--tum medicine bhi nahi khana chahti kyonki ab tak medicine khakar oob chuki ho.

to tum hi bolo ki kya kiya jaay???.....
hamesha sirdard, bechaini, uljhan,......rahta hai (pata nahi uske liye kitne disprin, flexon,..... kha chuki ho fir bhi pain killer se headache rahta hi hai aur tum chhatpatati hi rahti ho......kabhi shant mann se socha hai ki is beemari ka jad se hi khatam kar diya jaay to kitna achchha hota........fursat nahi hai sochne ki.
tum ghar pe Subi ko coaching ke liye paise de sakti ho, Kanpur me kaun sa coaching uske liye achchha hoga tum khud ghum-fir kar fix kar sakti ho, bhai, ruby ko pocket money de sakti ho,.....aur pata nahi kya kya karti ho (matlab kitna burden aise hi rakhti ho) lekin apne tabiyat ke bare me sochne ki fursat nahi hai.

tum kahogi ki mai dhyan deti hun lekin isko dhyan dena kaise kahenge ki tum ab tak BP ka koi medicine nahi leti, kisi doctor se nahi dikhwayee jabki sari bimari ka jad wahi hai..........
janu, ladkiyon pe waise bhi bahut burden rahta hai......aage bhi tumhe aur aise hi mauke aayenge jab tumhe padeshaniyon se joojhna padega.....umra abhi banki hai...aur jindgi se har jana mere janu ka kaam nahi ho sakta aur na hi usko shobha dega.......tumhe aaj meri baaten abhi budi lagee hogi mai samajhta hun kyon ki maine aaj kaha hi aise (bilkul neutral hokar)......janu mai kya kahun .....janu tum ab child ho nahi jikso hamesha fusla kar kuchh kaha jaay....mai aisa kuchh kahunga fir bhi tum wo kuchh nahi karogi (jab tak tumhare mann me khud nahi hoga) lekin meri baton ko tum sanjidgi se leti hi nahi ........ab kya kahun mai......sirf sympathi bhare words mere janu ki tabiyat to nahi thik kar sakta n......
isliye pls janu....gusssaa mat karo n....abhi mere paas balance bhi nahi hai aur tum gusse me pata nahi kya-kya soch rahi hogi.....ye tumhari tabiyat ko aur harm karta hai.....jab mujhpe bhi pal bhar me is qadar gussa aata hai to aur kya bataun mai????........

mere janu ka khayal rakhna........

tumhara,
vij.
again me : Jul 19, 2008 10:48 PM
janu,
gussa kar khana bhi khaya ya nahi.....chalo utho....fataafat utho n baba.....hummmaaaaaaaaaaa.....chalo phale khana kha lo fir jitna jee chahe mujhpe gussa lena..OK????.......ab kya karun.....meri janu hai hi aisi paagal jo meri baaton ko samajh hi nahi pati ki mai kya kahna chahta hun aur kya usse krwana chahta hun......bilkul paagal hai wo........par hai to bahut hi pyari (bilkul bachchee ki tarah).....hummmaaaaaaaaaaaa......jee chahta rahta hai hamesha gale se lagaye rakhun........my sweet gudiya....hummaaaaaaaaa

Mails of July 2008-I : birthday mail for me

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANU : Jul 5, 2008 10:50 AM






hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaa hummmmmmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmaaaaaaa
--
Anu

Kisses for my janu hummmmmaaaaaaaa : Jul 5, 2008 11:53 AM








janu hummmmmaaaaa : Jul 5, 2008 3:48 PM






बुधवार, 10 फ़रवरी 2010

Mails of June 2008-II

hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa gud morning : Jun 13, 2008 10:13 AM

gud morning bachha hummmmmmmmaaaaa hummmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmaaaaa

चल गयी : Jun 11, 2008 4:18 PM
चल गयी
आँखें भीगी हों या मुस्कुराती हुयी
पलकें भीगी हों बंद हों खुली हों या सुखी
जागते को जगा के दिखाओ
सोते को तो कोई भी जगा सकता है
आँखों ही आंखों में इशारा खतरनाक हो भी जाता है
पलकों के झपकने से यार्रों पिटने का सबब भी आता है
एक गाँव में शोर मचा - चल गयी
भीड़ इकट्ठी हो गयी
जांच चालू की गयी
पुलिस को सूचना गयी
गारद आ के लग गयी
अखबार वाले आ गए
केमरा विडियो चालू किया
सवाल सबपे कायम हुआ
कहाँ चली
किसने चली
किस पे चली
क्यों चली?
सब इधर उधर देखने लगे
एक दूसरे से पूछने लगे
तो एक लड़की ने पीछे से कहा
सबने इत्मिनान का सांस लिया
लड़की ने कया सुनाया?
जो सब को इतना मज़ा आया
कहा उसने - चल गयी
मेरे आशिक की आँख पडोसन से लड़ गयी
मैं आपे से बाहर थी
आशिक से खफा और परेशान थी
बेचारे आशिक की शामत आई थी
रात उसकी आँख दुखनी आई थी
पड़ोस से दवाई मंगवाई थी
दवा डलाते दर्द हुआ
आंखों का झपकना तल्ब हुआ
उसकी तो झपक गयी और
मैं ना जाने क्या समझ गयी
मेरी गलती हो गयी
माफी - आप को गलतफहमी हो गयी
गोली नहीं मेरे आशिक की आँख चल गयी


--
Anu

miss u janu : Jun 11, 2008 4:09 PM

i realy miss utoo much janu jaldi se aa jao apni anu ke ke paas tumari anu tumarey bina bahut akeli hai ab usey adat nahi rahi akele rahney ki janu pl aa jao na hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmaaaa hummmmmmmmmaaa
--
Anu

my reply : Jun 11, 2008 9:13 PM
aise matt bolo n janu.....mai bhi nahi rah paungaaa....mai bhi to mazboori me hun warna tumse sapne me bhi door rahna achchha nahi lagta janu.......i miss u tooooo.....hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hummmaaaaaaa gud morning janu : Jun 12, 2008 10:33 AM

janu miss u aaj subah tumney muje phir late ker diya jab tak jagti hu to khayalo me rahtey ho so jaati hu to khabo me aa jaate ho janu galat baat hai na aur phir subah uthney ki kosis karu to pakad ker phir sula dete ho. mai to tumari harkato se paresaan ho gayi ho kabi 2 bilkul bachhey ban jaatey ho tum hummmmmmmmaaaaaa mera bachha janu per aaj raat me tum subi ko godi me liye 2 keyo gum rahey they ye meri samaj me nahi aaya hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa miss u
--
Anu

miss u janu : Jun 12, 2008 6:00 PM
janu bahut paresaan ho gayi hu mai to in do dino me itni bledding pahley kabi nahi huyi jitni do dino se ho rahi muje bilkul esha lag raha hai jaise body me jaan hi nahi rahi. kal to itna pata nahi chal 1st day tha to weekness bi itni nahi feel huyi aaj chair per baithti hu to uthney ka ji nahi karta uth jau to baithney ka man nahi karta bahut buri halata ho rahi hai meri .....aaj muje pata chala ladkiya keyo leave le leti hai office se in dino me ab tak pata hai 3 pad change ker chuki aur abi esha lag raha phir change karu per ab pad hi finish ho gaye per itni jayda keyo ho raha mai ye samaj nahi pa rahi hu janu ager esha hi ek din aur hua to meri bed se uthney layak halat nahi rah jaygi janu keya karu ek tum bi to paresaan kartey ho dono taraf se paresaan hu hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaa janu hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmaaaaaa hummmmmmmaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaa hummmmmmmaaaaaa hummmmmmmaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaa miss u too much
--
Anu

miss u janu, its for u : Jun 13, 2008 2:26 PM
जिंदगी किसी के इन्तजार में,यूँ तो पहले कभी वेकरार न थी,
हर ख़ुशी किसी के आने की कभी यू मोहताज तो न थी,
तन्हाई हमने कभी महसूस न की क्योकि,
हर ख्वाव हमने अकेले ही सजाये थे ए-हमराज़ ,
वक्त-वे वक्त वो हमको अब तो याद आते रहे.
मेरी खुशिओं के दामन सजाते रहे,
अब तन्हाई नहीं बसती है मेरे दामन में,
बस मेरे आंगन को उनके कदम महकाते रहे.
खुशनुमा साथ रहा आपका मेरे संग तो,
कोई इबारत आपके साथ हम भी लिखेंगे कभी,
जिंदगी यूँ ही साथ देती रहेगी अगर हमारा तो,
हम भी जिंदगी{आप यानी दोस्ती}को सलाम करेंगे कभी

--
Anu

good morning janu hummmmmmaaa miss u : Jun 14, 2008 11:08 AM
janu mere saath hi esha keyo hota jab se tum miley ho koi bi ocation mai tumarey saath kuch bi celebrate nahi ker paati keyoki tab tum mere pass hi nahi hotey ho.ab dekho na 1st jan,14 feb, bestfreindship day aur ur birthday kuch bi tumney saath celebrate nahi kiya na isliye janu jab hum khusi ke din ek saath nahi rah saktey to phir muje koi haq nahi hai ki mai apney dukh ke liye apney dard ko kam karney ke liye tumey utni door se bulau nahi janu ab tum nahi aaoge 19 june hum phir baad me milenge dont worry janu mai ye sab gussey me ya kisi wajah se nahi kah rahi isliye bol rahi keyoki mera dil ye kah raha hai ........ ha tumey miss jarur karungi us din per ab mai aur tumey apney her dukh me dukh nahi dena chahti saarey dukh to baatey hai tumney mere keya hamesha mai yahi karti rahungi nahi janu mai itni khudgarj nahi ban sakti sorry ab tum sunday ko aaoge mujse milney aur mai khusi se tumse milungi janu really pls meri baat ka bura mat manna janu tum samajtey ho na apni anu ko janu ider aao na ab thoda sa pls hummmmmaaaa hummmmmmaaaa hummmmmmmmaa hummmmmaaa hummmaaa
--
Anu

janu miss u : Jun 16, 2008 1:06 PM


janu itna mat yaad aaya karo hummmmaaaaaa
--Anu.

ye mere buddhu ke liye hummmmaaaaaa : Jun 23, 2008 2:30 PM
Learn The Art of Kissing

Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them :-)

Butterfly Kiss
With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.

Cheek Kiss
A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.

Earlobe Kiss
Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors.

Eskimo Kiss
With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.

Eye Kiss
Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes.

Eyelid Kiss
While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intimate kiss.

Finger Kiss
While laying together gently suck on their fingers. This can be very seductive and pleasurable.

Foot Kiss
An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss.

Forehead Kiss
The "motherly" kiss or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head.

Freeze Kiss (or Melt Kiss)
Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with your tongue. It's an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.

French Kiss
The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss" because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this "The English Kiss".

Fruity Kiss
Take a small piece of fruit and place between your lips (juicy fruits such as grapes, strawberries, small pieces of pineapple or mango are ideal). Kiss your partner and nibble one half of the piece of fruit while they nibble the other until it breaks in half, allowing the juice to run into your mouths.

Hand Kiss
Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deference to a lady.

Hickey Kiss
The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that will prove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in erotic foreplay.

Hostage Kiss
Cover your lips with tape and get your love's attention. When they come near, make noises like you're trying to tell them something and motion as if you can't get the tape off. Once they remove the tape from you to hear what you're trying to say tell them: "I've been saving my lips all day just for you!" Then kiss your love passionately!

Hot and Cold Kiss
Lick your partner's lips so that they're warm, and then gently blow on them. The sudden cold blast makes for a sensual explosion, and they will often try it on you next, as well as get very passionate.

Mistletoe Kiss
Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steal a kiss from a potential lover.

Letter Kiss
Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX.

Lick Kiss -
Just before kissing, gently run your tongue along you partners lip whether it be the top or bottom one depending on the position of your lips. Very sensual.

Lip Sucking Kiss
When kissing gently suck on their lower lip. This can be very exciting.

Neck Nibble Kiss
Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss on the lips.

Nip Kiss
This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing your partner, ever so gently nibble on their lips. You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. When done correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations.

Reverse Lips Kiss
It involves standing above your lover and kissing them from over their head. This way, each kisser can take the hyper-sensitive bottom lip of thier lover in their mouths, and GENTLY draw blood to the surface of the lip by nibbling and sucking. A very sensuous, connecting kiss.

Searching The Cavern
Use the lips and tongue to gently tickle and kiss your lover's navel. Vary speeds and stroke to change sensation. Invigorating and intoxicating.

Shoulder Kiss
Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.

Sip Kiss
Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling and your partner will enjoy it.

Talking Kiss
Whisper sweet nothings into your partner's mouth. If caught in the act, simply say as Chico Marx, "I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth."

Teaser Kiss
Starting on the forehead, a sweet short kiss on lips, then move up the arms up to her hand, kiss her hand, then come back up her arm, to her face and then lightly kiss her lips till she wants a passionate kiss.

The Buzzing Kiss
Gently place your lips against your lover's neck , behind their ear. Now, send a shudder through their skin by gently growling and humming, vibrating your lips and cheeks as you do so. Move up and down the neck, over the bones of the face and lips. Stimulating and erotic when done correctly.

The Whipped Cream Kiss
Dip your finger into some cool whip or whipped cream of your choice. Lick it off slowly, then embrace your partner and kiss them deeply letting their tongue slip over yours for a wonderfully sweet kiss. It's very seductive and passionate.
Tiger Kiss
Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them.

Trickle Kiss
Take a sip of a favourite drink and trickle it slowly into partner's mouth while kissing.

Tongue Sucking
A variation of the French kiss. During an open-mouth kiss gently suck on your partner's tongue (not too hard because it may hurt). Very sexy :-)

Quickie Kiss
When you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips.

Vacuum Kiss
While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking the air from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss.

Wake Up Kiss
Before your partner awakes lean over and kiss their cheek and move over giving soft kisses until you reach their lips. Definitely a more than pleasant way to wake up!
--
Anu

janu miss u so much : Jun 23, 2008 2:34 PM



janu mera dil nahi lagta tumarey bin bilkul bi yaha jaldi se aa jao na apni anu ke pass wo tumey bahut yaad karti hai hummmmmmmaaaa jhummmmmmaa hummmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmaaaaaa hummmaaaaaaa hummmmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmma
dil se ek hi awaaj aayi,tu na aaya teri yaad chali aayi
ab berukhi si lagti hai ye tanayi,nahi sahi jaati ab ye judaayi hummmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmaaaa hummmaaaaaaaaaa miss u janu i waiting for u
--
Anu

janu hummmmmaaaaa : Jun 26, 2008 11:45 AM
janu i miss u too much jab do din bachey hai to esha lag raha hai ki kitni jaldi tum aa jao mere pass janu esha keyo hota hai bolo na hu tum keya bologe muje pata hai tumara bi yahi hall hoga hai m i right na hummmmmmmmaaaaaaa dekha mai hamesha such hi bolti hu per tum ho kuch samajtey hi nahi buddu kahi ke hummmmmaaaaa hummmmmaaaaaaa hummmmaaaaaa bas jayda nahi likhungi barna ye budda dekh lega baitha hai abi samney hummmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmaaaa hummmmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmaaaaaaa i waiting for u

ur janu
--
Anu

tumhe kuchh bhi kahna bekaar hai : Jul 2, 2008 11:59 AM

janu kabi 2 tum per bahut gussa aata hai aur man karta hai tumse kabi baat na karu per phir sochti hu mera itna gussa karney haq kaise banta hai mai sirf tumari ek dost hu na tum kabi call karo ya na karo keya fark padta hai..........
Muje tum per itna gussa nahi karna chayie per phir aa jata hai per aaj ka mera gussa jayaj hai keya tumney kabi kisi ka 8 bajey se leker aur 1.30 tak ph. wait kiya hota aur ph. na aata to tumey gussa nahi aata keya,per ye bi baat sach hai ki tumney to muje nahi kaha tha na wait karney ko to phir mai keyo ker rahi thi isliye muje apney aap per bi gussa aa raha hai keyo karti hu mai wait keyo.........

Mails of June 2008-I

janu miss u : Jun 3, 2008 3:53 PM
janu jaldi se aa jao tumari anu bahut akeli hai tumarey bina miss u too much janu

I MISS U
when i am bore..

I MISS U
when i am alone..

I MISS U
when i am worried..

I MISS U
when i am happy..

I MISS U
when i am confused..

I MISS U
when i am upset..

I MISS U
when i think about u..

I MISS U
when i am tension..

I MISS U
365 days..

I MISS U
52 weeks..

I MISS U
12 months..

I MISS U
8760 days..

I MISS U
8760 hrs..

I MISS AND..........
525600 mins..

I MISS U
31536000 sec..

I MISS U janu
every moment....
--
Anu

janu miss u : Jun 4, 2008 11:33 AM
आज एक बार सबसे मुस्करा के बात करो
बिताये हुये पलों को साथ साथ याद करो
क्या पता कल चेहरे को मुस्कुराना
और दिमाग को पुराने पल याद हो ना हो

आज एक बार फ़िर पुरानी बातो मे खो जाओ
आज एक बार फ़िर पुरानी यादो मे डूब जाओ
क्या पता कल ये बाते
और ये यादें हो ना हो

आज एक बार मन्दिर हो आओ
पुजा कर के प्रसाद भी चढाओ
क्या पता कल के कलयुग मे
भगवान पर लोगों की श्रद्धा हो ना हो

बारीश मे आज खुब भीगो
झुम झुम के बचपन की तरह नाचो
क्या पता बीते हुये बचपन की तरह
कल ये बारीश भी हो ना हो

आज हर काम खूब दिल लगा कर करो
उसे तय समय से पहले पुरा करो
क्या पता आज की तरह
कल बाजुओं मे ताकत हो ना हो

आज एक बार चैन की नीन्द सो जाओ
आज कोई अच्छा सा सपना भी देखो
क्या पता कल जिन्दगी मे चैन
और आखों मे कोई सपना हो ना हो


miss u janu : Jun 4, 2008 1:02 PM


janu itna mat yaad aaya karo pls mera jeena muskil ho raha hai pata nahi keya ho gaya hai jab dekho tab tum hi tum kahi tumney mere uper koi bhut to nahi baitha diya janu kabi to chain se rahney diya karo na baba
hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaa janu hummmmmmmmmmmmm miss u too much

miss u janu : Jun 7, 2008 3:43 PM




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Anu

mere janu happy best friendshipday : Jun 7, 2008 6:10 PM









janu kal best freindship day hai aur tum mere pass nahi ho per koi baat nahi mai tumey abi se by mail wish ker rahi hu kal ph. se karungi janu bhut yaad aatey ho tum keya karu ider to aao ab tumey yaha se koi gift nahi de sakti bas ek ceej de sakti hu ider aao hummmmmmmmm hummmmmmmmmm hummmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmaaaaaaa happey best freindship day

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Anu

janu tum bahut yaad aati ho : Jun 7, 2008 8:37 PM
bheed me tanhai me, pyar ki gahrai me…..
dard me ruswaee me…….mujhe tum yaad aate ho…..
mujhe tum yaad aate ho…….

Really januuuuu………toooooo much missing u always.

janu, sach me bahut yaad aati rahti hai tumhari…..i m too much missing u janu……….

jee chahta rahta hai ki tumse lipta rahun…tumhe kissssss karun….tumhari julfo ko suljhaun…tumhare aakhon se pee lun…..tumhe apni bahon me bhar ke so jaun…lekin busss….yadon me bhar ke hi so jata hun…..

dher sari baaat karne ki bhi ichchha hoti hai to sala balance aa jata hai beech me…ye bhi hai ……kya kiya jaay…..ye commercial duniya apne janu se baat bhi karne deta achchhee tarah…. "your call has been disconnect due to insufficient balance in your mobile" ki tarah bhashan sun leta hun barabar….ufffffffff……..iske liye aisa kiya jay janu…reliance (RIM) ???…thoda sa sochna fir batana. Kal Haripal ko maine kaha ki RIM ka ek set mere taraf se Katiyarji ko de dena to sala bola ki unko bolo ki 1 Photo aur 1 ID proof ka Photo copy rakhe….mai unse le lunga aur same evening main unko RIM ka set de dunga…..mai kal eve ye bhi puchhne wala tha lekin meri janu to gusse me hi thi……Janu, tum haripal ko apna 1 photo aur 1 ID proof ka photocopy de dena.

aane ke bare me abhi fix nahi hai programme….kal sinhaji aaye….lekin usse koi ferk nahi aanewala….time to utna hi lagega. actually jo kaam 10-12 din me end hone wala hai wo sarkari hone ki wajah se 30 dino me end hoga……bussss…lafda yahi hai…

udhar mere exam ka date bhi published nahi hua hai….shayad published hone ke 1 week ke andar hi exam n shuru ho jaay….fir usee beech me 2 din pahle niklenge aur 1-2 delhi me apne janu ke sath bitayenge fir jaunga exam dene….dekhte hain kab kya hota hai….

janu meri baahon me aao n pls…..hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

tooooo muchhhh misssingg u janoooo……..

meri gudiya duniya ki baton se aise hi bekhabar rahti hai…..ab tak serious baton pe serious nahi hoti….sapna se mobile pe baat hoti thi lekin kabhi aaj tak ye nahi poochha ki kaisa hai gudgaon wala, uske bare me information kuchh nahi gather kar saki ..ritu mil chuka hai…uncle ji jante hain uske bare me….wagairah-wagarah lekin khud ko kuchh bhi pata hi nahi……meri paagal bachchee……aaj sapna aa rahi hai…poora baat kar lena….aur haan, tumne sintu aur shagun se poochha kuchh???......nahi n…..hmmmm pata hai mujhe….tum to bina pitayee ke kuchh kar hi nahi sakti.

Hey suno, tum aise kyon karti ho jaan??

Tum sirf yah kah do ki tumhe pair me moch aa gaya………….yahi kam nahi mujhe dard dene ke liye…..fir tumne mujhse muh kyon fula liya….paagal, kya irada hai ki mai n so sakun, n chain se rah sakun, n aur kuchh kar sakun…..kyon hai aisa janu??.....pls aise matt tadpao n ……tum janti ho ki mai tumhara yah rukh dekhkar chain se rah nahi pata……aisi berukhi kyon hai mujhse….jara kabhi vijay banker bhi socho n….aisa to nahi tha n ki maine table pe chadhaya aur bola ki mai table pakadta hun fir chhod diya aur tumhe niche gida diya aur pair me moch de diya…..janu agar aisa nahi hai to is baat ki saza mujhe kyon….bolo n pls…baat baat pe…..ufffffff!...waise tumhari mrzi…..jaisa karo…..mujhe manjoor hai…….hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……I always like ur sweet habbits and JALIM ADAA…..hummaaaaaaaaaaa…….

Janu, treat the affected part of foot (and ankle) by lukewarm water through wetted cloth. This process always helps to cure blood clot and subsequently relieve us from pain. After 2 to 3 days if pain persists, then please go to doctor (bone specialist or general surgeon) who has a good knowledge of X-ray, who can identify the problem and diagnose it. Initially you may use Iodex, Moov or Nopain type Ointment. One more thing, take rest properly (I mean give rest to that affected part of ankle) so as to regain its previous natural health. (janu, Plaster gives only rest to any part, and then that part/joints become fit after some days rest, so please mind it and give rest to this part, although it is practically impossible for an office fellow, so try as far as possible)

Apna khyal rakhna janu……..meri anu apne liye bahut hi laparwah hai….uska dhyan rakhna pls…….hummmmaaaaaaaaaaa janu……

friendshipday par dher sari shubhkamnaon ke sath,

Tumhara,
Vij.

janu, tumne abhi kaha ki abhi sapna aa rahi hai..call mat karna, lekin ye to kaha hi nahi ki subah me karun ya nahi???? .....hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

her reply : Jun 9, 2008 10:39 AM

एक चिडिया को एक सफ़ेद गुलाब से प्यार हो गया , उसने गुलाब को प्रपोस किया ,
गुलाब ने जवाब दिया की जिस दिन मै लाल हो जाऊंगा उस दिन मै तुमसे प्यार करूँगा ,
जवाब सुनके चिडिया गुलाब के आस पास काँटों में लोटने लगी और उसके खून से गुलाब लाल हो गया,
ये देखके गुलाब ने भी उससे कहा की वो उससे प्यार करता है पर तब तक चिडिया मर चुकी थी

इसीलिए कहा गया है की सच्चे प्यार का कभी भी इम्तहान नहीं लेना चाहिए,
क्यूंकि सच्चा प्यार कभी इम्तहान का मोहताज नहीं होता है ,
ये वो फलसफा; है जो आँखों से बया होता है ,

ये जरूरी नहीं की तुम जिसे प्यार करो वो तुम्हे प्यार दे ,
बल्कि जरूरी ये है की जो तुम्हे प्यार करे तुम उसे जी भर कर प्यार दो,
फिर देखो ये दुनिया जन्नत सी लगेगी
प्यार खुदा की ही बन्दगी है ,खुदा भी प्यार करने वालो के साथ रहता


muje gussa to tum khud dilatey ho : Jun 9, 2008 11:41 AM
What is this vijay (RIM) ???…thoda sa sochna fir batana. Kal Haripal ko maine kaha ki RIM ka ek set mere taraf se Katiyarji ko de dena to sala bola ki unko bolo ki 1 Photo aur 1 ID proof ka Photo copy rakhe….mai unse le lunga aur same evening main unko RIM ka set de dunga…..mai kal eve ye bhi puchhne wala tha lekin meri janu to gusse me hi thi……Janu, tum haripal ko apna 1 photo aur 1 ID proof ka photocopy de dena.
Set ki baat hai to tum mujse bi bol saktey mai khud le sakti hu muje kisi ki jarurat nahi uskey liye samjey.

Mails of May 2008-IV

look it samaj jaoge saam ka intjaar : May 27, 2008 2:22 PM

samjey buddu

Chat : May 26, 2008 5:41 PM


1:43 PM anu: abi kaha ho dear
1:44 PM me: office me
aur kahan honge abhi dear
buddha hai hi ya gaya?
1:45 PM anu: abi hai
lunch ker liya
me: offfoo....kab jayega wo bhi
anu: pata nahi
1:46 PM janu keya hua
1:47 PM me: ek sir dard aa gaya janu
anu: keya hua
1:48 PM me: yar
abhi sala saurabh ke mail pe aaya
anu: keya
me: Director ka mail
1:49 PM anu: yahi ki chat band
me: ki 4-5 aadmi ko Dehradun jana hai, jisme 1 mai bhi hun
shayad 1 month ke liye (ho sakta hai 15-20 din hi lage)
mera mood off hai tab se
1:50 PM januuuu...............hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kya hua janu......
helloo
janu
kya hua ?????????????
1:51 PM kyon offline ho gayee janu?
bolo n
hey ram
welcoem
anu: net prob.
me: oh
1:52 PM mujhe laga kahan bhag gayee janu
anu: nahi
kab ja rahey ho
me: bol raha hai tomorrow eve
1:53 PM lekin Sinha ji ko bole ki program at least 1 day aage kijiye
fir parson morng hoga
ufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
anu: ok jao good luck
1:54 PM me: shukriyaa madam ji
anu: paresaan mat ho jab work hai to jana hi padega
arey
1:55 PM shukriyaa ke nana maar khaani hai keya
me: haaan
khani hai
khoob khani hai
hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1:57 PM anu: hummmmaaaaa
me: janu
anu: bolo
1:58 PM me: mujhe kiss karne ka mann kar raha hai
anu: hummmmmmaaaaa to ker lo
me: kaise kar lun meri nani/
?
kar lo
1:59 PM ..
anu: hummmmmmmmmaaaa eshey
me: achchhaaa !
2:00 PM anu: to
2:01 PM keya hua
to kaise karoge kiss bolo to
me: ho gaya
mithai khila dunga tumhe bhi
ok?
2:03 PM anu: keyo
keya ho gaya
me: wahi
ho gaya
2:04 PM anu: per tumey kaise ho sakta hai wo to tumari.....
usko ho sakta hai tumey kaise
saram nahi aati tanu
2:05 PM me: are ho sakta hai
anu: kaise
2:09 PM baise hua keya ladka ya ladki

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2:20 PM anu: janu
me: bolo
2:21 PM anu: janu miss u
me: really?
2:22 PM anu: hummmmaaaa really ke nana janu ek medcine ka naam loperamide hai
2:23 PM aur ek hai norflox-TZ
devender bhayia ne hi laker di thi
me: fir thik hai
anu: theek hai ya nahi
2:25 PM bolo na baba
me: bola to janu
thik hai
2:26 PM anu: ok hummmmmaaaaaaa
2:28 PM janu uncle ji bol rahey they naab ukhad gayi hogi tumari ye keya hota hai

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2:37 PM me: actually...loose motion hota hai bacterial infection ki wajah se...tumne sahi medicine li hai...ab thik ho jayega.
januuuuu........hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
januuuuuuuuu
januuuu
januuuuuuuuuuuu
januuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hummmaaaaaaaa
hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mere huzoor
2:38 PM kahan ho?
2:39 PM anu: hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa
tumari janu tuamrey paas mere sarkaar
me: hummm
anu: janu kal saam ko maine esha kuch nahi khaya tha
2:40 PM bas anaar jarur khaye they
2:41 PM me: ohhh...
kabhi kabhi aise hi ho jata hai
2:42 PM anu: hummmmmaaaaaaa janu
to keya tum mujse miley bina hi chaley jaoge
2:43 PM bolo na
2:44 PM me: aisa ho sakta hai kya??
never
yadi tum n aisa chaho
to

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2:50 PM anu: janu maine kab esha chah
bolo to maine kab na milney ki baat ki
2:51 PM me: hahahaaaa....take it easy
2:52 PM anu: marungi abi
2:53 PM me: hummaaaaaaaaaa
kat lunga fir
anu: nahi kaat saktey
me: kyon?
anu: tum muje kaat hi nahi paatey isliye
katney ka kaam mera hai tumara nahi
2:54 PM me: achchhaa jeee...
2:55 PM anu: janu mai abi lunch kerke aati hu
2:58 PM janu nahi khaya aa gayi
2:59 PM me: okkkkk
kyon?
3:00 PM anu: janu wo khana muje nuksaan karta
isliye ab mai dhahi manga rahi hu wo kha lungi thoda
maine subah rajma banaya tha wo theek nahi tha aur abi jo office me khana aaya wo bi mere liye aaj theek nahi hai
3:01 PM janu tum kab miloge

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3:07 PM me: achchha kiya jo wo nahi khaya janu....achchhee bachchee..
kab milun??....hmmmm....
3:08 PM anu: tumey kal jana hai to aaj mil saktey ho
3:09 PM ek min abi aayi
3:11 PM me: aaaj bhi mil sakta hun (waise bag aaj mere sath hai..)
aur kal bhi mil sakta hun.....
aur dono din mil sakta hunn.....hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

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4:02 PM anu: janu
4:03 PM janu ab phir call nahi ker paungi mahesh sir mere cabin me kuch kaam karney aa gaye
4:04 PM me: okk
babas
4:08 PM anu: chup nalayak
4:09 PM janu muje batao na keya karna jaldi nikalana hai ya nahi
4:10 PM usi hisaab se mai work karu
me: 1 min janu
anu: ok
me: 1 min call karun?
anu: mai karti hu

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4:18 PM me: humaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: jao mai nahi deti
me: kyon????
anu: tum mujse aaj milne nahi aa rahey
mai bahut naraj ho gayi
4:19 PM me: to fir abhi aa jaungaa
pakkkka
4:20 PM anu: hummmmmmmmmmmaa aa jao
4:21 PM i m waiting for u
4:22 PM janu mai majak ker rahi hu gussa nahi hu tum sochney mat lagna
me: hey paagal...mai janta hun....hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
4:23 PM anu: keya jantey ho
4:24 PM me: ki meri janu mujhse yun nahi naraz ho sakti....waise naraz hona uska haq hai...fir bhi...wo samajhdaar hai mujhse...
anu: hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa ha yahi baat hai
hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaa
4:26 PM me: hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
4:30 PM anu: hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa
janu per bahut miss ker rahu hu janu
4:31 PM मुझे तो आदत है आपको याद करने की,
अगर हिचकी आए तो माफ़ करना.......
4:33 PM me: kya baat hai....
hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nahi maf karta mai
4:34 PM anu: keyo
4:35 PM me: kyonki ....hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ye saza hai
wo diye bina rah nahi sakta mai
anu: hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa
saja to mai dumey dungi wo bi tagdi waali
4:37 PM jo hamesha yaad rakhoge itni tez kaatungi
4:39 PM me: achchha hai wo bhi
anu: hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa
4:40 PM me: hummaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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4:45 PM anu: janu hummmmmmmaaaa

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4:52 PM me: meri kavita padh lena janu
4:53 PM hummmaaaaaaaaaa
4:54 PM anu: hu abi padti hu
4:55 PM me: baad me fursat me padhna
4:58 PM anu: ok janu abi thodi padi hai
baad me puri padungi
per jitni padi usmey bahut kuch dekhney ko mila

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5:04 PM anu: janu mai thodi deer me nikal jaungi
5:08 PM janu kaha ho
bolo na baba kaha ho
me: januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
5:09 PM abhi niklogi?
itne jaldi?
anu: janu mai abi thodi deer mi nikal jaungi prasant ke certificate mausa ji ke yaha pahuchana hai
wo deker mai apney room per aa jaungi
5:10 PM jaldi isliye nikal rahi hu keyoki abi do baar phir se jana pada
ab jayda deer mujse baitha nahi ja raha
5:11 PM me: okk
ufffff
5:12 PM anu: dekhti hu ye budda maan jata hai to jaldi nikal jaungi
me: ok
5:13 PM anu: janu mai abi aati hu
5:15 PM me: ookk

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5:21 PM anu: janu hummmmmmaaaa
me: hummmaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaaa
5:22 PM janu ye budda sala
me: kya hua?
tapka dalun sale ko kya?
anu: keya janu tum bi na
5:23 PM janu hummmmmmaaaaaa
5:24 PM janu abi haripaal ha ph. aaya tha
kah raha tha 2 3 sms achhey 2 bej dena
keya karu janu
bolo na baba
5:26 PM arey bolo bi
5:27 PM me: ohhh sorry baba
haan janu
send kar do n fir
anu: janu keya hua
me: kaam kar raha tha janu
5:28 PM so late ho gaya dekhne me
anu: ok
koi baat nahi
me: hummmaaaaaa
5:29 PM anu: per keya beju mai ye to batao
kaise sms beju
me: koi bhi
5:30 PM sms
anu: ok phir bej dungi
me: tumhare paas to khajana hai janu
anu: kis ceej ka
me: usme se koi 2-3
buss
sab kuchh ka
sms ka bhi
hmmm
really
anu: mere paas to ek hi khajana hai
5:31 PM aur wo mai kisi ko nahi de sakti
me: kya janu?
wo kya hai?
anu: jantey nahi ho tum
me: miss cal kiya harial ne mujhe
abhi
anu: mere khajaney ka raaj tumey bi nahi malum keya
5:32 PM ussey bolo bej dungi per abi nahi thodi deer me
5:33 PM me: ok..
bolo n
kya bol rahi thi janu
khajane ke bare me
anu: ha hai na mere pass ek khajana jo mai kisi ko nahi dungi
hummmmmmmaaaaaaaa mera janu
5:34 PM me: janooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
anu: keya tum jantey ho
me: humaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmaaaaaaaa janu
5:35 PM janu
me: hmmaaaa
anu: mere janu tum kabi nahi door hoge na mujse
5:36 PM me: kabhi nahi janu
anu: hummmmmmmaaaaaaa bas phir theek hai
me: hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
5:37 PM janu haripal bol raha hai
anu: keya
5:38 PM me: g/f ko dene wala msg chahiye
anu: ok
me: isliye aish msg kar dena
anu: yani ki anju ke bejega
me: nahi
wo farukhabad wali
anu: wo ok
me: makan malik ki beti
anu: ha samaj gayi
5:39 PM me: sala abhi bol raha hai
5:40 PM ab cut kiya ph
abhi bol raha tha
aur mai tumhe bata raha tha
sath sath
kafi khush nazar aa raha tah
anu: ok baba
5:41 PM i know ki wo kaafi khus hai
uski awaaj se lag raha tha
me: 2-3 sexy sms kar dena sale ko
anu: jaise kuch mil gaya ho usey
janu sorry me eshey sms usey nahi ker paungi
sexy waley nahi simple ker dungi
5:43 PM me: okk baba
jo kar sakte ho wahi karna
hummaaaaaaaaaa
meri bachcheee

chat : May 27, 2008 3:08 PM

12:51 PM anu: bachey tum jaha jaoge hum bi waha pahuch hi jaynge hummmmmmaaaaa
12:52 PM me: hahahaaa
janu abhi online hua haun
rajesh ji ke kahne pe
achchha
anu: aur dekha muje pata chal gaya mai bi aa gayi
me: bolo
wo kaun si site thi jahan se gana gazal down load karti ho?
hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa
pata chal gaya ki nani
anu: cooltaod.com
12:53 PM music se
me: ok
anu: ager koi gana khon si movei ka hai nahi malum hai to dishant.com se bi search ker saktey ho
12:54 PM me: wo to sirf sunne ke liye n
anu: mera kahney ka matlab hai yadi movie ke gaaney choose karney ho to usme se naam dekhker issey select ker saktey ho
cooltoadper kabi movie name show nahi karta
12:55 PM me: okkk.....
samajh gaya
hummaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: good boy
12:56 PM me: hmm
thxn
anu: ek du keya
me: haan de do
12:57 PM anu: hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa
janu keya dwonload ker rahey ho
12:58 PM me: are aise hi rani puchhi thi janu
anu: ok rani online hai keya
me: abhi nahi hai
12:59 PM mail pe likh raha tha usko
anu: ok
me: ph se boli thi
anu: ok
ab mai ph. karu ya nahi
ager free ho to karungi nahi to kaam ker lo
me: 2 min sirf
anu: ok
1:01 PM jab free hona tab bol dena mai ker lungi ok
me: okkk janu

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1:16 PM anu: janu keya hua
1:17 PM janu mai ph. karu
me: jee han ab kijiye
fatafat janu
1:18 PM anu: ji hujur
me: hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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1:28 PM anu: hummmmmmmmmaaaa
hummmmmmaaaaaaa hum,mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmaaaaaa hummmmmmmaa hummmaaaaaaaa hummmmmaaaaaa hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa

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2:12 PM anu: hummmmmmaa
2:13 PM me: hmmmm
humaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: janu
me: ji haaan
anu: janu
2:14 PM janu
2:15 PM me: jee han janu
anu: janu
janu
2:16 PM me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: janu
keya tumey bi wahi hota hai
me: kyaaa?
2:17 PM anu: wahi jo muje hai
2:18 PM nahi samjey buddu
me: nahi janu
bolo n
anu: arey baba saam ka intjaar
yaani ki tumey nahi hai
me: haaaaaaaaaaaaan
anu: isliye tumey pata nahi
2:19 PM keya ha
2:20 PM me: are baba
2:23 PM anu: baba nahi hu mai]
2:24 PM ek ceej bolti hu tumse dyaan dena is per
2:25 PM ek puraney dard ne mujse pucha,keya hua ab tum mere ghar aatey nahi ho,maine kaha ussey maine apna ghar dusra bana liya isliye ab tum bhaatey nahi . u know its my sweet home ur heart

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2:34 PM anu: keya hua kuch galat kah diya keya

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2:43 PM me: janoooooooooooo.............hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
janu mai haripal ko call karne gaya tha...fir ranjan ne pakad liya baat karne ke liye....isliye late ho gya system ke pas aane me.....sorry januuuu
2:45 PM anu: hummmmmaaa ok baba her baat per sorry mat bola karo buddu
2:47 PM janu
kam 6 bajenge

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3:08 PM me: janu, offline ho raha hun....abhi sabko kaha gaya hai chat off kar dene ke liye

chat : May 28, 2008 11:22 AM
11:15 AM anu: hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa
11:17 AM me: hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
11:18 AM anu: pagal
me: kyon??
anu: isliye keyo ki kuch samjatey nahi
11:19 AM kisko dikha rahey ho
11:22 AM tumari tarah tumarey dost bi nasamaj hai keya
lag raha hai unki baato ko sunker

janu miss u : May 29, 2008 10:33 AM

janu office aa gayi hu abi abi man bahut kharab hai per majboori thi aana pada ne ph. kiya tha so jaldi hi aana pada.janu muje abi tak ye nahi pata chal pa raha muje keya ho raha kuch bi achha nahi lag raha na koi awaj na kisi ka bolna bas gabrahat ho rahi hai aur body se pashina nikal raha hai bas iskey alawa kuch bi nahi.
jantey ho janu raat me meri halat bahut kharab ho gayi thi ager tum saath me hotey ho to sayad tum khud bi muje dekh ker gabra jaatey tumari kami bahut mahsoos ho rahi thi kal pahli baar muje itna dar laga ki pucho mat bas her baar yahi soch rahi thi kahi kuch ho gaya to keya hoga mere pass to koi bi nahi hai aur mera janu bi mujse door hai raat me muje apni majboori per rona aa raha tha .
janu ek baat batau dekho datna mat raat me jab uljhan jayda bad gayi to maine haath pair patkna suru ker diya tha us time mere haath aur pair dono me chot lag gayi us muje kuch pata nahi chala per subah me dekha mere pair me blood jama hua tha maine tumey isliye nahi bataya ki tum aur jayda paresaan ho jaoge saari raat to meri wajah se tension me hi rahey phir aur jayda ho jaati ab pls tension mat lena aur achey se waha per work karna mai bilkul theek ho jaungi jab tum lautker aaoge to tumari wahi hasti huyi anu milegi tumey hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaa
i m waiting for u
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Anu

miss u janu too much : May 29, 2008 4:32 PM

Kuch Dost aise hote hain ,Jo dil main bas jate hain.
Jo zindagi ki rahon main ,hum se bichar jate hain.
kuch dost aise hote hain ,jo raat main yaad aate hain.
aur raaton ki tanhaai me rulaate hain ,kuch dost aise hote hain ,
jo phoolon ki tarah hote hain.jo khud to chale jate hain,
per apni mahek chor jate hain.kuch dost aise hote hain ,
jo zindagi tor dete hain.per zindagi ki raahon me tanha chor detey hain.
kuch dost aise hote hain,jo chaand ki tarah hote hain ,
jo daag to bahut rakhte hain perkhubsurat nazar ate hain.
kuch dost aise hote hain ,jo patthar ka dil rakhte hain ,
jo shisha-e-dil tor jate hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

vijju.tum..in sub mein anmol hai ,keyoki meri her dadkan her dard samaj jaatey ho,mai ruthu to mantey ho,mai hashu to rulatey ho aur phir rulaker hasatey ho ,janu keyo itna yad aatey ho,tanhaayi me muje tadpatey ho,
miss u to much janu tumarey bina kuch bi achha nahi lagta janu hummmmmmaaaaaaaaa pata nahi tumarey bina kaise jeeungi hummmmmmmmma hummmmmmaaaa hummmmmmmaaaa hummmmmmmmaaaaa hummmmmmmmma hummmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmaaaaaaa
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Anu
hummmmaaaaa janu miss u : May 30, 2008 12:19 PM
janu tum itna keyo yaad aatey ek pal ke liye bi chain nahi lene dete hummmmmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaa
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Anu

Mails of May 2008-III

hummmaaaaaa janu good morning : May 15, 2008 10:06 AM



hummmmmmaaaaaaaa mera bachha

my reply : May 15, 2008 2:23 PM
so lovely msg.....so lovely flwrs......mere janu ki tarah......hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chat : May 15, 2008 7:10 PM

2:21 PM anu: hu to janab online hai
me: abhi tumhara mail dekh raha tha
aur reply kar raha tha
2:22 PM anu: hummmmaaa buddu
me: hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: janu
2:23 PM me: hummmmaaaaaaaa
2:25 PM anu: tum jaan se pyaarey ho tum jaan hamari hummmmmmaaaaaa
isliye pls janu kabi gussa mat karna esha nahi mai to mer hi jaungi
2:26 PM me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
meri pyari gudiya
kabhi nahi karunga mai
tum ruthna
mai manaunga busss
hummmmaaaaaaaaa
hummmmaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmaaaaaaaa
hauthungi aur khub ruhtungi
2:27 PM me: ok baba
jitna jee chahe ruthna
anu: aur tumey muje manana padega
samjey buddu
hummmmmaaaaaaaa
me: hummmma
2:28 PM jee
hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: janu ab to mujse koi narajgi nahi na
me: jeee nahi
anu: aur hoti bi peet na deti
me: hannn thoda sa hai
ki mujhe do din ki saza kyon di
milte hi saza milegi
tumhe
2:29 PM anu: hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa tumey bi to saja milegi
bachhey eshey nahi bachoge
me: de dena
jo chaho
lekin mai bhi dungaa
kaat lunga mai bhi
pakka
anu: hummmmmmmaaaaaa nahi kaat paoge
2:30 PM tum muje kaatney se dartey jo ho
me: hummmmaaaaaaaaa
2:31 PM anu: janu do din bahut bura laga na sach me hum dono ek dusrey ki bina nahi rah saktey na
me: haan
anu: ha ke nana
me: jeeeeeeeeeeee sarkaar
2:32 PM anu: raj bhayia ka ph. aaya tha mumbai ki deal final ho gayi hai
me: oye goodddddddd
anu: aur ab swaati bhabi aur sabi wo sab log goa ja rahey hai
2:33 PM muje bi bol rahey they maine kah diya wahi jo tumney bola same condition
me: kya bole?
2:37 PM anu: hummmmmma
2:41 PM hummmmmaaaaaaa janu
2:43 PM me: hummmmma
2:44 PM anu: janu
2:45 PM hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mera bachha
2:49 PM soni 2 aakho ka khumaar yaad rakhna,meethi baatho ki bahar yaad rakhana oye mundiye dil khoya hai hummmmmmaaaa
2:50 PM asi ki galla todey naal chungi samjega na
2:51 PM todi sau asi tanu khube petewaga aandu hodi tau
2:54 PM mere buddu ko kuch samaj me bi aaya ya nahi

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3:01 PM me: mai abhi sunil aur sistu se baat karne ko gaya tha janu
sunil se baat huyee
sistu se nahi
busss
so was absent
3:02 PM anu: keya baat huyi
me: normal
sham me fir jana padega
3:03 PM anu: janu keya baat huyi
keya hua
3:04 PM me: abhi shant hai dono
anu: good
me: hmmm
3:05 PM anu: janu muje bahut need aa rahi hai
man ker so jau
3:07 PM me: balike ye to gambhir samasya hai
3:08 PM anu: ha shadu mahraaj koi upay batay
3:09 PM me: sochkar batata hun bachchhee

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3:38 PM me: nind tooti??
janu
3:39 PM anu: janu aa gayi
3:40 PM me: hummmmaaaaaaaa
anu: bahar gayi to kaam hi karna pada paur
buddu
3:41 PM muje bahar keyo beja ye nahi kah saktey they mere pass aa gao
jao
3:42 PM janu hummmmmmmmaa

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3:49 PM anu: janu kaha ho
3:51 PM me: hummmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa
3:52 PM anu: hummmmmmmmaaaa
3:53 PM janu
3:55 PM me: hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jnauu
2 min

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4:33 PM anu: janu
4:35 PM janu]
4:36 PM me: jnauuuuuuuuu
hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaa
hummmaaaaaaa
4:37 PM anu: hummmmmmmma
me: hummmmaaaaaaaaa
anu: kaha ho
me: apne janu ke samne
anu: huuummmmmmma
me: hummmaa
jnau\

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4:46 PM me: संता चौधरी अपनी बीवी की बकबक से बहुत परेशान रहते थे। एक दिन वह आधी रात को उन्हें उठाकर कहने लगी- अजी सुनते हो, मोहल्ले में बहुत चोरियां हो रही हैं। तुमने पिछवाड़े का दरवाजा तो खुला नहीं छोड़ दिया है? खिड़की ठीक से बंद की है कि नहीं? छत का कमरा खुला तो नहीं रह गया है? अलमारी में ताला लगा है कि नहीं? आधी रात को ऊटपटांग सवालों से झल्लाए संता चौधरी बोले- हां-हां, सब बंद है, सिर्फ तुम्हारे इस खुले मुंह को छोड़कर!
4:48 PM anu: janu
4:49 PM me: bolo n janu
anu: hummmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa
me: HUMMMAAAAAAAAA
4:50 PM anu: tum itney buddu keyo ho
4:51 PM me: kya hua janu?
anu: huuummmmmmmmaaaaaa
4:52 PM me: hummaa
bolo n janu
anu: tum per bhut pyaar aa raha hai]
4:53 PM me: hummaaaaaaaaaaaa
humaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kya baat hai januu
hummmmaaaaaaaa
4:54 PM mujhe bhi mann kar raha hai apne janu ko baho me bhar lun
anu: hummmmmmmmaaaa

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5:07 PM me: बच्चू सिंह शराब से धूत्त एक पैर फूटपाथ पर और एक पैर सड़क पर रखते चले जा रहे थे। पीछे से थानेदार आया और डंडा रसीद करते बोला, "क्यों रे कितनी पी रखी है तूने"
"याद दिलाने के लिए शुक्रिया...मुझे तो लगा था कि अपुन लंगड़ा हो गया"
5:08 PM anu: haaaaaaaaaha janu
me: hummmaaaaaaa
anu: huuuuuummmmmmmma
5:09 PM mai sunau ek
5:10 PM ek sarabi sarab piker ek shaadu ki tapsya bang ker deta hai,shadu gusse me kahta hai tuney meri tapsya bang ki hai tujey sraap deta hu
sarabi kahta hai rukiye mahraaj katora leker aata hu baise bi aaj chadi nahi kuch aur pi leta hu
5:12 PM me: hahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahahahaaaa
hahahaa

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5:32 PM anu: janu hummmmmmaaaaaaa
5:33 PM me: hummmaaaaaaaa
anu: aaj tumey chadi ya nahi
me: haan
anu: kitni
5:34 PM me: 5 pack
5:35 PM anu: my god aaj to tumrey paad nahi aaungi raat me phir barna pata nahi keya keya karoge
5:36 PM janu sachhi aaj tum per muje bahut pyaar aa raha hai janu hummmmmmmaaaaaaa
me: o god !
bharosa nahi kya?
anu: bharosa tum per us buddu per nahi na
5:37 PM me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
anu: hummmmmmaaaaaa
5:39 PM me: hummmmaaaa
anu: janu tum muje itna paresaan keyo kartey ho
5:40 PM me: kahan kuchh karta hun mai?
5:41 PM anu: pata nahi keya keya kartey ho aur kahtey ho kaha kuch kartey ho saram nahi aati tumey
5:44 PM me: सामने बैठे रहो, दिल को करार आएगा... बड़ा बेताब है थोड़ा तो संभल जाएगा....
5:46 PM anu: hummmmmmmaaaaaaaa mera bachha samney to hu

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6:03 PM anu: janu jaana nahi hai keya
6:04 PM me: ab thodi der me
anu: ok muje bi thodi deer aur kaam hai
me: hummmmaaaaa
6:05 PM anu: hummmmaaaaaaaa

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6:14 PM anu: janu achha mai jau
6:16 PM me: okk janu
jao
6:19 PM anu: nahi jaati jab tum jaoge tabi jaungi
me: hummmmm
januuuu
jao n baba
anu: hu hu nahi jaati

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6:25 PM anu: wo diwanapan wo jaalim ada sararat bi hai mere mahboob me
6:26 PM me: adayen bhi hain
mohabbat bhi hai
saraarat bhi hai mere mahboob me
hummaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaaa
me: januu
anu: bolo
6:27 PM me: bolun?
anu: ha baba
me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhum mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaahummmmmmmmaaaaaa
6:28 PM me: are baap re
itna lamba
fir to behosh ho jaunga janu
anu: hummmmmmma
eshey behosh hone dungi tab na
6:29 PM me: to kaise behosh hone degi janu?
6:30 PM anu: hummmmmmmmma jab aaungi tab bataungi
6:32 PM me: januu
huummmm
aaaaaaaaaaa
tum se milne ko dil karta hai re baba
tumse milne ko dil karta hai
anu: hummmmmmmmaaa aa jao na phir
6:33 PM me: tumse chipke rahne ka mann karta hai janu
6:37 PM anu: hummmmmmmmmaaaaaa mera bachha
6:38 PM me: hummmaaaaaaaaaaaa
6:42 PM kab jana hai janu?
6:45 PM anu: jab tum jaoge
6:46 PM me: ye lo
fir pitayee lagegi
6:50 PM anu: nahi jab tum jaoge tabi jaungi
6:51 PM me: hey ram

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6:57 PM anu: ab bolo kab tak jana hai
me: janu aaj bus se hun n
6:58 PM anu: i know janu
me: to bus ke nam se darne lagta hai mann
buss
ak nikalta hun
uff ye bheed
fir bhi 5 min me chal dunga ab
6:59 PM anu: ok baba
7:00 PM me: ok..
aur tum?
anu: ab ja rahey ho
tum niklo mai bi niklungi tumarey pichey
me: januuuuuuuuuu
7:02 PM anu: janu hummmmmmma
me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaa
7:04 PM anu: hummmmmmmmmmma
7:06 PM janu abi keya ker rahey ho
7:07 PM keya hua janu
me: aise hi kuchh kuchh
7:08 PM aur tum?
itni late
anu: bas tumarey liye ruki thi lekin kaam karna pad gaya
7:09 PM me: hahahaha
gd gl'
anu: hash lo
marungi tab pata chalega
7:10 PM me: maaro n fir
januuuuuuuuuuuuuu
anu: hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa
7:12 PM hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa
hummmmmmmmmaaaaaa
7:13 PM cold drik peioge aa jao
These messages were sent while you were offline.
7:14 PM anu: janu
7:15 PM mujse bina bataye hi chalege bachhey saja milegi iski tumey
May 16, 2008 10:30 AM
me: ok de dena saza.....jo mann me aaye.
she : hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaahummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaahummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaahummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa ye hai tumari saja
me : itni mithi sazaaa....wow...fir to roz hi aisi khata karunga mai.
she : tumey meri saja se dar nahi lagta jo daily eshi khata karoge hummmmmmmaaaaa eskey saath me kaat bi to sakti hu tumey tab keya karoge
me: wo bhi achchha hi lagega n.....fir darr kaisa janu?

Chat : May 16, 2008 6:06 PM
5:44 PM anu: hummmmaaaaa janu
me: hummmmm
janooooooooooooooo]
5:45 PM anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa
miss u too much janu hummmmmaaaaaaaa
tumarey pass aa jao
5:46 PM me: januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hummmmmmm
hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmaaaaaa
5:47 PM me: januu
anu: janu
5:48 PM me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmmmmaaaa
me: hiiii
5:49 PM anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaa
me: januuuu
anu: hummmmmmmaaa
me: hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
me: aakar fir shuru ho jaunga
aise paagal banaogi to
anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaa
5:50 PM aa jao na
me: pakka aa jaaunga fir
soch lo
anu: pahli 2 baar baliye dil gayi haar baliye rabba manu pyaar ho gaya hay dil ka karar kho gaya
aa jao na janu
me: jaaaaaanoooooooooooooo
5:51 PM anu: hummmmmmaaa
5:52 PM hummmmmaaaaaaa
hummmmmmaaaaaaa
5:54 PM me: पति (पत्नी से) - यह शीशा तुम्हारी वजह से टूटा है।

पत्नी (पति से) - बिल्कुल नहीं, तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। मैंने तुम्हें फूलदान फेंक कर मारा था, यदि तुम अपनी जगह से नहीं हटते तो शीशा कभी नहीं टूटता।

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6:06 PM anu: aye mere hum nashi chal kahi aur chal is chaman me ab apna gujara nahi
6:07 PM janu ab ma i jau
jok achha tha
my heart is beating keeps on beating i m waiting for u
6:08 PM my eye is closes sea the roses
sorry bhul gayi
6:09 PM ok mai jaati hu janu
me: januuuu
anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaa
hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaa
me: wo idea customr cntr se phone aa gaya tha
anu: ok ab jau mai
6:10 PM me: thik hai janu
ek baar idhar aao \\\
anu: darling i want huge u hummmmmmmmaaaa
me: hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
6:11 PM anu: hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jaati hu janu
May 19, 2008 3:35 PM
2:47 PM me: misss u janooooooooooooo
hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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3:35 PM me: janoooooooooooooooooooooo.............
i misss u janooooo...
hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..................
kab aaogeee??
bolo n...?? pagal..
kya jaruri tha mujhe is kaqar padeshan karne ki....hmmmm....jee karta hai kaat lun jam ke...hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

me: janu : May 23, 2008 11:44 AM
janu,

gd mrng.
kya haal hai...kya chal raha hai??
aaj to kafi busy hogi meri bachchee...buddha jaan leta hoga aaj....kahta hoga poorer hafte ka kaam pending hai....hai n??
januuuu.....hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............relax hokar kaam karna.
May 23, 2008 3:27 PM
3:27 PM me: shayad bahut busy ho aaj janu...fursat ho to call karna

janu hummmmmaaaaaaa : May 20, 2008 6:06 PM

hi janu,
aaj subah tumhara ph aaya....meri nind tutu...7:15 ke paas..maine call back karne ki kafi koshish kee lekin nahi laga...network busy aaya..lagbhag 10 baar kiya (apni kasam janu) lekin nahi laga...late lagne par sochne lagta hun ki kahun meri janu wahan n ho to ho jayega lafda...ek baar fir call hua..kisi ne pick nahi kiya....
doosri baar bhi miss call baad turat call back kiya...."Net work busy...." call n ho saki... apne mann se to call kar nahi sakta... pata nahi mobile ke paas kab kaun hai...(janu apni kasam maine kitne baar call kiya lekin nahi laga...ye mat samajhna ki safai de raha hun) lekin darr hai ki meri anu ab Luxmibayee ban gayi hogi...pakka..wo gusse me hoi aur naraz bhi (bhale hi wo kitna bhi kahe ki mai naraz nahi hun....kyonki mai apne janu ko janta hun) lekin wo pagal abhi bhi mujhe.....janu mai kya kahun???/....ab airtel aur idea wale ka saza mujhe hi milegi kya??...bolo n janu....pls sorry ...fir bhi kaan pakadata hun..(apni bhi aur tumhari bhi)

janu...idhar aao to...nahi aaati...kyon nahi aati????....naraaz ho kya....jaanu..aao n pls meri anu.....hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............hummmaaaaa.......hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................

her reply : May 24, 2008 1:34 PM
hummmmmmaaaaaaaa janu muje muje pata hai tumney in dino muje bahut miss kiya hoga aur keyo na kartey jab her ghadi mai tumarey pass thi to tum door kaise ho saktey ho janu hummmmmmmmaaaaaa hummmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmaaaaaaaa janu lautker aatey hi mujse pahley milna kal ki galti ke liye sorry baba tumarey kaan pakadker hummmmmaaa mai bi nahi rah paati tumarey bina per keya karu ye majbooriya hummmmmmaaaaaaa i miss u too much janu

janu miss u : May 24, 2008 3:55 PM
janu bahut miss ker rahi hu janu hummmmmmaaaaa jaldi se aaker milna janu pls aur dekho meri kisi baat per gussa mat kiya karo.janu tumey pata hai na tumari anu thodi se pagal hai kab keya bolti hai usey khud nahi pata hota hai janu mere pass aao thoda sa ider aao na hummmmaaaaaaaaaa mera bachha janu gussa to nahi ho na pakka na hummmmmmmmaaaa muje pata hai mera janu mujse gussa nahi ho sakta hummmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmaaaaahummmmmaaaaa hummmmmaaaaaaaa janu hummmmmmmaaaaaaaa bahut yaad rahi hai tumari tumari bhao me sone ka man ker raha hummmmaaaaaaa
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Anu
my reply : May 26, 2008 10:41 AM
janu,
mai buss tha jab tumhara ph aaya tha ....ab office pahuch chuka hun. barish aane lagi thi, bhing gaya mai....thoda sa hi....ab fir sookh gaya...
aur suno.....aisa ho sakta hai ki mai tumse gussa me jyada der rahun....never. thodi der ke liye to aise hi ho jata hai n baba.....thoda sa jhagara bhi to hona chahiye n....bus yun hi....hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
januuu....hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........................
her reply : May 26, 2008 11:30 AM
hummmma janu mai bi just abi office aayi hu barish ki wajah se late ho gayi thi

chat : May 26, 2008 11:14 AM
11:14 AM me: Ghum Main Bhi Hum Muskura Lete Hain,
Kuch Is Tarah Se Dard Ko Chupa Lete Hain.
Kuch Kehte Nahi Kisi Se Magar,
Akele Main Aansu Baha Lete Hain.

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon me mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rah kar sawal kar leta hai.

11:15 AM januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
she : May 26, 2008 11:32 AM
ho ho aaj itney syarana andaaj me keyo ho janab
11:32 AM anu: hummmmaaaaaaa
11:33 AM janu kaha ho

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11:38 AM anu: janu i m going for some work

Mails of May 2008-II

janu hummmmmmaaaa ek tum ek mai : May 12, 2008 12:52 PM

janu hummmmaaaa miss u janu kal ke liye i m very very sorry janu mai keya karu bahut gussa aa jata hai kabi 2 aur tab mai out of control ho jaati hu isliye kal esha hua ager pahley hi tumney kuch bataya hota to sayad mai esha kabi na karti.per sach me bahut bura laga tha muje ki mera janu mujse hi koi baat chupata hai jabki mai herek baat bata deti chaye wo kaisi bi bataney waali ho tab na bataney waali ho tab bi bas muje yahi laga ki keya mai is layak bi nahi apney vijju ke ki muje koi baat bata sakey bas yahi baat thi aur kuch nahi muje kabi bi tumari kisi friend se koi prob. nahi hogi bas ager chupaoge tab prob. jarur hogi janu tuamari baato se esha lag raha jaise tumney muje maaf na kiya ho.janu pls maaf ker do apni anu ko pls hummmmmmmaaaaa
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Anu

Janu miss u : May 12, 2008 5:18 PM
janu naraj ho keya pls batao na keyo nahi baat ker rahey aaj janu pls batao na dekho esha karoge na bahut tej kaat lungi phir mat kahna mujse ye keya kiya

my reply : May 13, 2008 10:38 AM

janu,
kya aisa tumhe lagta hai ki mai tumhe miss nahi karta. Pagal ! kya tumhe nahi lagta ki tumse baat karte huye sona, khana pina,... sab apne aap bhool sa jata hun......jeee karta rahta hai ki hamesha apne janu se baaten karta rahun.....lekin waqt ki majboori rahta hai ki aisa nahi kar pata....to meri gudiya pata nahi kya sochne lagti hai........
janu.....tum mere anu ko kahna ki raat me jo maine usko daant lagaayee, uska wo bura n maane.....kya karun kabhi kabhi apne anu pe bhi mujhe gussa aa jata hai kyonki meri anu bilkul luxmibayee ban jati hai...gussane walee.....naraaz hone walee.............kan ke niche lagaunga ab usko.....ye bhi kah dena.
ab jara idhar aao to..........aao n januuuu...........hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......ab thik hai.

hummmmmmaaaaaaa : May 13, 2008 10:59 AM
Nafrat tum kabhi na karna humse.
Hum ye seh nhi payenge.
Ek bar keh dena humse Zarurat nhi ab tumhari.
Hum tumhari duniya se haskar chale jayenge
hummmmmmmmmaaaaa miss u too much dont mind pls ye eshey hi likh di hai
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Anu

kyon daatoge janu : May 13, 2008 11:57 AM

janu keyo daatoge muje ab maine keya kiya batao to jara maine kiya keya hai akhir maine to subah se ab tak distrube bi nahi kiya phir keyo.
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Anu
my reply : May 13, 2008 12:07 PM
kyon nahi disturb kiya iske liye daant lagegee......tum apne aapko itna badalna kyon chahti ho ki mujhpe ab gussogi nhi, mujhse ruthogi nahi, mujhse........ye tumhe ho kya gaya nahi janu....................kal raat mere kahne ka matlab kya itna bura tha paagal ki tum is kaqar khud ko badal dogi to kya mai rah paungaa......tum gusse me kuchh bolo to wo thik, mai agar bol gaya to itna badlaaw......janu mai bhi nahi rah paungaa n aise...mujhe bhi meri wahi anu chahiye bussss....aur kuchh nahi sunna chahta mai.............
her reply : May 13, 2008 12:10 PM
janu jab wo anu tumey ek biwi ki tarah treet karegi to muje achha nahi lagega mai tumey kisis bandan me nahi rakhna chahti tum free ho muje tumse kabi koi sikayat nahi hogi janu hummmmmmmaaaaaa mera bachha

hummmmmaaaaaaaaaa janu : May 13, 2008 2:05 PM
janu keyo ph. kiya tha aaj sir yahi hai isliye call nahi ker sakti jo kahna hai mail ker dena
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Anu
May 13, 2008 3:32 PM
janu aaj saam ko dr. ko dikha ker mai sedhey mausi ke yaha nikal jaungi room per nahi jaungi

janu sorry : May 13, 2008 10:39 AM

janu miss u always janu tumari di huyi ye jindgi bahut haseen hai per muje is haseen jindgi ne bahut kamjoor bana diya hai jara si thesh lagti hai to ro padti sach me esha pahley kabi nahi tha mai kisi per kabi gussa nahi karti thi jab gussa aata tha to apney aap me hi under daba leti thi aur apney aap per hi gussa ker leti keyoki tab mai kisi ko bi apna nahi manti thi..lekin sach batau janu mai dil se tumse gussa kabi nahi hoti bas muje lagta hai ki tum mere ho mai jab chao jaise chau jo cahu jaha chau tumse sab kuch bol sakti sab tarah se tumse pesh aa sakti hu ye haq tumney muje khud diya tha aur yahi wajah hai ki jo dil me hota hai bol deti hu chaey wo gussa ho ya pyaar..per janu jo tumney kal raat bola pichley 6 month me kabi nahi bola jo 2 din se maine feel kiya issey pahley kabi nahi kiya keyoki tum per mai apney se jayda yakin karti hu muje kabi esha nahi feel hua ki mai tumey kisis bandan me bandh rahi hu muje to yahi laga ki hum dono ek dusrey ke liye azaad hai kuch bi kabi bi ek dusrey ko bata saktey hai..
muje tumse itna pyaar mila so dar laga rahta hai kahi tum mujse door na ho jao aur isi ka parinaam hota hai mera tum gussa ho jana pahley na kabi kisi ke aaney ki parwhah thi na kisi ke jaaney ka dar aur isi wajah se sayad mai bahut selfish ho gayi thi mai sab kuch bhul gayi thi bas thodi si doori ka ehsaash hota hai to dil dar jaata hai per ab esha nahi hoga mai is dil utna hi majboot banaungi jitna pahley kabi tha pata nahi keyo raat me kahey huye tumarey words ab tak mere dimaag me gunj rahey hai muje apni galti ka ehsaash ho raha hai i m very sorry janu realy very sorry janu ab kabi esha nahi hoga mai tum per gussa nahi karungi tumey hamesha hastey huey milungi hummmmmmaaaaa pls apni anu ko maaf ker do pls
Suna hai kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi,
Ek din meri bhi aapse judai hogi,
Badi shaan se rahenge hum apke dil main,
Itne dino me kuch to jagah banai hogi!!

-Anu
May 13, 2008 4:27 PM
janu mera man bahut kharab ho raha tha isliye maine icecream kha li janu sorry ab nahi khaungi pls gussa mat ho sorry na baba muje kuch bi achha nahi lag raha under se isliye maine kha li taaki thoda sa man theek ho sakey janu pls na saam ko dr. ko dikhaker dawai le lungi jaker
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Anu

only for u : May 13, 2008 5:18 PM

janu hummmmaaaaaa : May 14, 2008 10:07 AM
janu mausam kitna achha ho raha man ker hai kahi gumker aaye is mausam ka pura maja liya jay hummaaaaaaa keya kahtey ho janab
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Anu

Chat : May 14, 2008 10:12 AM
10:12 AM me: सामने बैठी रहो, दिल को करार आएगा...
बड़ा बेताब है थोड़ा तो संभल जाएगा....
10:13 AM good mrnig janiu
hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She:May 14, 2008 10:13 AM
Mastaana mausam hai rangeen najara dadkan keya kahti hai samjo ishara,aaj se jaaneman dil hai tumara hummmmmmaaa
me:May 14, 2008 10:28 AM
januuu....hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
jeee chahta hai aakar tumse lipat jaaun........

Don't be change janu : May 14, 2008 10:30 AM

Janu,

Kya kahti ho ki mujhe tumpe gussane ka haq nahi hai kya….pls meri anu….samajh lena maine kal raat tumhe kuchh nahi kaha…..mujhe meri janu waisi hi chahiye…kal din me mujhe khoob rone ka mann kar raha tha……soch raha tha ki maine janu ko kya kya kah diya……



Janti ho….1 din me meri haalat kharab ho gayee…1 din hi jab laga ki meri janu badal gayee….laga ki meri sanse full rahi hai…buss meri anu mujhe lauta do…..mujhe mera wahi dost chahiye jo 2 din pahle thi…..meri anu bahut achchhee hai….usko matt badlo pls.



Janu baad ke liye tum ye bhi sun lo-----

hey bhai, tumhari mansikata mujhse alag hai, tum jhagadte ho mujhse, fir bhi mai tumhare thoughts ko jinda rakhne ke liye aakhri sans tak ladunga kyonki wo tere astitwa ki yaad dilate hain" (tiger ho ya parrot, usko kisi pinjre me natural style me nahi dekh sakte, jo jaise hai, uske nature ke sath chhedkhani matt karo, usko badalne ki koshish matt karo, warna uska astitwa mit jayega)…….



Janu, kabhi aisa sochna bhi matt ki maine tumhe itna kuchh kaha…….ab kya karun, mai bhi insaan hun……gussa mujhe bhi aata hai……to kya mai bol nahi sakta apne janu se……buss yun hi bol diya iska matlab kya ki jo-jo bola wo sahi hai……bilkul nahi.



Heyy….yadi badlee to pakka pitayi lagegi……..janu tumhe meri kasam….duniya ke liye bhale hi badalna, mere liye kabhi matt badalna……..mujhe wahi jhagadne wali aur ruthne wali anu chahiye jise mai manata rahun aur wo ruthti rahe, mujhse jhagadti rahe…….nahi to mai samjhunga ki maine bahut kuchh kho iya…...hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………ye bhi mujhe sath sath milta rahe….isme koi kanjoosi nahi

tumhara vijju.

her reply : May 14, 2008 10:46 AM
janu tumney jo kuch bi mujse kaha tha wo sab sach tha maine bahut socha is baarey me muje itna is tarah gussa nahi karna chayie mere liye hi harmfull hoga janu ager is ceej ko badla jay to koi burayi nahi janu hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa ismey kabi koi kanjusi nahi hogi mere buddu tum jaise mere saath pahley they meri saas ke saath baise hi aaj bi ho hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa
me : May 14, 2008 4:23 PM
matlab ki tum badlogi hi......hmm
She : May 14, 2008 5:14 PM
janu keya karu bolo na pls muje khud kuch samaj me nahi aata ki mai keya karu
me: May 14, 2008 5:53 PM
sirf 1 kaam karo.....2 din pahle ki tarah ban jao.....socho ki maine kuchh kaha hi nahi tumse.
she : May 14, 2008 6:08 PM
ok ji jo hukum sarkaar ka phir tumey kuch sahna padega esha ager karungi jantey ho keya pichley 2 dino ka sara kachra dimaag se niklega na wo sab tumey sunna padega
me : May 15, 2008 2:13 PM
mujhe manjoor hai januuuuuuuuu.............hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaa
har kuchh sunne ko taiyar hun.....jitna ho mann me mujhpe gussa utar lena

janu ab tumhari anu tumhare paas hai : May 15, 2008 12:14 PM
janu tumney kaha na do din kaise bitaye muje bi ye 2 3 din jaise kahi saalo jaise lagey muje office me uncle ji ne kahi baar is baat ke liye toka ki tumey keya ho gaya hai archana tabiyat to theek hai ya nahi.itni bimaar to tab bi nahi dikhti thi jab sach me me meri tabiyat kharab hoti thi i m very sorry janu in pichley dino ke liye mai tumarey bina nahi rah sakti mai jaisi hu baisi hi rahna chahti nahi change karna muje apney aapko .hummmmaaaaa
kal raat maine tumarai awaj suni na bilkul udaas bas mera dil ro pada nahi smaahal paayi mai apney aap ko aur roti rahi pata nahi kab tak bas aur ab muje tumse koi sikayat nahi janu muje phir baise hi jeena hai jaise hum dono bindaas ji rahey they samjey mere buddu mai gussa ho jaati hu to tum muje apney pass jabardasti nahi bula saktey ek no. ke buddu ho kabi nahi samjoge hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmaaaaaaa humaaaaammaa
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Anu
my reply : May 15, 2008 2:20 PM
hmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet janu..
meri pyari gudiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ab mujhe kisi se koi shikayat nahi.......busss. humaaaaaaaaaaaa