hummmmmmaaaaaa janu hum dono ki 2 din ki judayi kaise kategi bolo to
my reply : Apr 7, 2008 10:45 AM
janu,
kal aaye tum to ye dulgasta to mujhe aise hi mil gaya....u sweety meri jann...hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa............
aaj to tumhara pooja hai nawratra ka.......mann se pooja karo mata di ka.....aaj mai jyada disturb nahi karunga isliye.
hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa : Apr 5, 2008 6:11 PM
एक डॉक्टर के क्लिनिक के बाहर मरीजों की भीड लगी थी.
जब कोइ आदमी आगे जाता, उसे लोग पकड के पीछे खींच लेते.
एक आदमी कई बार आगे जाने की कोशिश किया पर उसे भी लोगों ने पीछे खींच लिया.
5-6 बार पीछे खींचे जाने के बाद वो आदमी चिल्लाया,
सालों...लगे रहो लाईन में.....मै भी आज क्लिनिक नहीं खोलुंगा
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Night to kar LO NA hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa puchi
my reply : Apr 7, 2008 10:47 AM
januu.............hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......................
hi janu gud morning : Apr 8, 2008 10:27 AM
i really miss u janu hummmaaaaaaaaa
read this janu : Apr 8, 2008 11:03 AM
Ek Ameer Ladki ko school
me garib parivar pe essay
likhne ko kaha gya.
essay me usne likha.
ik garib parivar tha.
pita garib,
maa garib,
bache garib
parivar me 4 naukr the, wo bhi gareeb.
car bhi tutti hui safari thi.
unka garib driver bachon ko tutti car me school chood k aata tha.
bachon k paas purana n95 mobile tha.
bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khate the.
ghar me 4 hi 2nd hand a.c. the.
sara parivar badi mushkil se
aish kar raha tha!
chat : Apr 9, 2008 3:59 PM
3:34 PM anu: hummmmmmaaaaaaa janu
3:37 PM to mera bachha kaam ker raha karo 2 laqgey raho munna bhai
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3:59 PM anu: ok janu carry on ur work i going hummmmaaaaaaa
Apr 9, 2008 5:01 PM
4:59 PM anu: janu bahut busy ho
5:01 PM me: han janu
bahut hi jyada
aaj kaam poora karke nikalna hai
anu: koi baat nahi phir kaam ker lo janu man lagaker
me: hmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
5:02 PM my sweeet anu
anu: hummmmmaaaaaaaaa
ab kaam ker lo reply mat karo muje jo likhna hoga likhti rahungi tum kaam kartey raho
5:05 PM me: ok janu
miss u janu : Apr 9, 2008 5:31 PM
Kuch Likhna Chahati Hoon
Sochti Hoon Kya Likhoon ...!!
Thi Chehrey Par Unkey Masomiyat
Aankhoon Mein Thi Thori Shararat
Aur Baatoon Mein Woh Nazakat
Kya Unka Rangeen Mizaaj Likhoon ...!!
Kuch Likhna chahati Hoon
Sochti Hoon Kya Likhoon ...!!
Unka Aaker Muskurana
Jo Rooth Jaon To Manana
Jate Jate Phir Rulana
Kya Unka Yeh Andaaz Likhoon ...!!
Kuch Likhna Chahati Hoon
Sochti Hoon Kya Likhoon ...!!
Yaadoon Mein Unkey Ashk Bahana
Her Shaam Ek Diya Jalana
Soi Umeed Ko Roz Jagana
Kya Unka Yeh Intezar Likhoon ...!!
Kuch Likhna Chahati Hoon
Sochti Hoon Kya Likhon ...!!
hummmmmmmaaaaa janu realy miss u but work is must so no problem
otherwish i cant live without talk with u hummmmmmmaaaaaaa janu
ur anu
my reply : Apr 9, 2008 5:53 PM
.....januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...i missss u tooo muchhhhh
hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............
janu hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa : Apr 10, 2008 1:40 PM
janu tum itni jaldi kaise sab kuch jaan lete ho ki mai kab theek hu
kab paresaan hu abi tumney theek pahchaana tha mai is waqt kaafi
paresaan hu resion hai meri family .jab kisi ke ghar se koi ph. aata
hai log khus hotey hai aur ek mai hu jab bi ghar se ph.aata hai to
dukhi aur paresaan pata nahi keyo achha muje ek advice do mere uper
kuch logo ka karj hai kaise utaaru usey jaise meri choti sister's aur
bhai ka muje didi kahney ka karj mere father ko muje beti kahney ka
karj aur mere dada dadi ko muje poti kahney ka bolo to in sabka karj
mai kaise utaari tum hi batao muje kaise .........life me jab mai
thoda sa khus hoker jeeti hu to ye log muje ehsaas karatey hai ki muje
khus hoker jeeney ka haq nahi hai man karta hai kahi door chali jau
sabse door jaha mere koi kisi se rista na ho nafrat si ho gayi hai
muje risto se aur ek tum ho jo mujse mere marney ka haq bi cheen liya
bolo to mai keya karu tum hi batao keya karu mai.......mere pass ab
roney ke alawa kuch nahi rahta isliye kuch ker to sakti nahi bas ro
leti hu muje pata hai tumey mere aashu pasand nahi hai per keya karu
in mera koi joor nahi chalta janu .
sorry janu sorry
janu miss u too muchh : Apr 11, 2008 4:40 PM
kitney beraham ho tum na to tumara ph. hi on aur na hi tum aaj online
huye na hi tumara koi mail.lagta hai tumey meri kal ki baat jayda buri
lag gayi isliye sayad koi baat nahi janu but i miss u too much dear
hummmmmmmaaaaaaa ager meri koi baat buri laga karey to do roti jayda
kha liya karo meri taraf se theek hai mere buddu hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaa
my reply : Apr 11, 2008 6:11 PM
I miss u januuuuu…..tooooooo muchhh..lekin majboori wash main contact nahi kar saka…..sala aaj kal bilkul busy rahta hun janu… aur wo senior sala mere pass hi baitha rahta hai bilkul sinha ki tarah ki thoda sa mail bhi on karun to kahne lagta hai vijay ji director sahab ne kaha hai jaldi poora karke dijiye pls, ye mail baad me dekhiyega..........tum hi bolo kya karun mai..???....lekin tum ool-jalool mat socha karo nahi to pitayee lag jayegee busss....mai bura man ke apne janu se baat nahi karunga kyaa?//.....to mai rah paunga ab....kabhi nahi
idhar aao to meri gudiya rani.....hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........jyada jor se le liya kya?....spot to nahi pada n??
janu miss u : Apr 12, 2008 11:54 AM
A4
aapse
B4
bahut bahut
C4
chori chori
D4
dilse
E4
ek bar
F4
face to face
G4
ghar aake
H4
hum kehna chahte hain
I4
I MISS U.…
my reply : Apr 12, 2008 12:55 PM
januuuu............welcome..!!!
i miss u tooooooooooooooo muchhhhh.....
idhar aao to....ek baat aao n baba...hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!
ab thik hai hmmm??....janoooooooooooooooo
her reply : Apr 12, 2008 12:56 PM
hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa nahi aati tumarey pass kaat lete ho
hummmaaaaaa kahan ho janu : Apr 8, 2008 11:45 AM
हर चहरे मे कुछ तोह एह्साह है,
आपसे दोस्ती हम यूं ही नही कर बैठे,
क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही कुछ "ख़ास" है.
चिरागों से अगर अँधेरा दूर होता,
तोह चाँद की चाहत किसे होती.
कट सकती अगर अकेले जिन्दगी,
तो दोस्ती नाम की चीज़ ही न होती.
कभी किसी से जीकर ऐ जुदाई मत करना,
इस दोस्त से कभी रुसवाई मत करना,
जब दिल उब जाए हमसे तो बता देना,
न बताकर बेवफाई मत करना.
दोस्ती सची हो तो वक्त रुक जता है
अस्मा लाख ऊँचा हो मगर झुक जता है
दोस्ती मे दुनिया लाख बने रुकावट,
अगर दोस्त सचा हो तो खुदा भी झुक जता है.
दोस्ती वो एहसास है जो मिटती नही.
दोस्ती पर्वत है वोह, जोह झुकता नही,
इसकी कीमत क्या है पूछो हमसे,
यह वो "अनमोल" मोटी है जो बिकता नही.
सची है दोस्ती आजमा के देखो.
करके यकीं मुझपर मेरे पास आके देखो,
बदलता नही कभी सोना अपना रंग,
चाहे जितनी बार आग मे जला के देखो
my reply : Apr 12, 2008 1:50 PM
...tooo much sweet januu.....kya baat hai !
hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaa : Apr 9, 2008 3:50 PM
क्यों चलती है पवन
Because of evaporation .
क्यों झूमे है गगन
Because of earth's rotation.
क्यों मचलता है मन
Because of disorder in digestion.
ना तुम जानो ना हम !!!
क्यों गुम है हर दिशा
Because u have poor sense of direction
क्यों होता है नशा
Because of drug addiction.
क्यों आता है मजा
Because u enjoy the situation.
ना तुम जानो ना हम !!!
क्यों आती है बहार
Because of change in season.
क्यों होता है करार
Because of taking tension
क्यों होता है प्यार
Because of opposite attraction.
ना तुम जानो ना हम !!
my reply : Apr 12, 2008 2:40 PM
.......januuuuuu...........sweet.....
anu : Apr 12, 2008 2:48 PM:
kaha chaley gaye ab janab batao to mai yaha intjaar ker rahi hu aur tum ho ki
chat : Apr 12, 2008 2:46 PM
12:57 PM anu: lo aa gayi
me: aisa kya janu
hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: tumney au hum chaley aaye
hummmmaaaaaaa
12:58 PM subah keya bata rahey they
me: are wo sistu aur sunil jid kar raha tha tumse milne ki
kah raha tha ki kal sunday hai
12:59 PM fir anu kahegi ki mausa ke yahan hai
anu: to tumney keya bola
me: fir wahi bahana hoga
isliye abhi hi kah dijiye ki program bana le
milne ka
maine kaha ki kal subah me kah dunga mai
bussss
anu: ok bata dena keya karna hai
1:00 PM tum ager chaoge to mil lungi
me: fir kal bula lenge wahin pe
lekin wo dono kah raha tha ki mere room pe layiyega anu ko
jane me koi harz nahi hai
1:01 PM lekin sistu ka makan lodge ki tarah hai
anu: koi baat nahi
me: waha 2-3 floor pe ladke hi rahte hain sirf
fir kal dekh lenge
anu: phir keya karna hai
me: januuu
1:02 PM aaj aa rahi ho n?
anu: tum bula rahey ho keya
1:03 PM me: haaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn
hannnn
aaanaa hai busssssssss
sirf gabbar singh thik ho
1:04 PM unko dekhna hai buss
aur koi bahana nahi
anu: ok mai ph. ker lungi pahley unko
me: ok...
anu: aur ager na aau to phir keya karoge
me: thermometer lagakar check kar lena
1:05 PM hey...januuu
plss
aisa mat bolo n
anu: keyo
me: yun hi
anu: nahi pahley bolo keyo aana hai
1:06 PM me: janu.....ye tumhe kya ho gaya hai??
anu: bolo
me: pahle bolo kyon aana hai....ye kya baat huyee??
anu: bolo to
me: januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1:07 PM hummmaaaaaaa
hummmmmmmaaaaaaaa
anu: batao bi
me: hummmaaaaaaaaa
scrab karwana hai apne anu se
aur apne janu ko kissss karna hai
bahon me lekar
1:08 PM ab bolo
kya faisala karti hai adalat?
1:09 PM anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaa phir aati hu
1:10 PM me: u sweet januuuuuuuuuuuu
hummmmaaaaaaaaaa
1:11 PM janu......gabbar singh se baat karke bata dena
anu: janu aaj mera mood bahut off hai
me: offf???
kya hua?
bolo fir
pls janu
anu: bataungi abi ek min
me: ok
1:13 PM anu: actually sudhir power se kuch log aaye they is office ka inspection karney
cash ka yaha per koi record nahi mila bas usi baat ko leker sir se mera jagda ho gaya
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8 minutes
1:22 PM anu: janu kaha ho
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7 minutes
1:30 PM anu: janu i m going for lunch
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14 minutes
1:44 PM me: janu...
1:45 PM achanak saurabh aaya aur system lock kiya fir monitor ka switch off kiya aur mujhe lekar chal dia
so bola nhi
mai bhi lunch ke liye gaya tha'
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17 minutes
2:02 PM anu: janu kaha ho
me: tere samne
2:03 PM tumhare pas
lunch hua janu?
2:07 PM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
anu: ha janu ker liya lunch
per aaj achha nahi laga so thoda khaya aur fek diya
2:08 PM free ho ya busy
me: freeee hun janu
full day free
anu: ph. karu
2:09 PM me: no wrk at alll
han
welcome
anu: ok
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26 minutes
2:35 PM me: nice januuu
u r great
2:36 PM meri janu samajhdaar hai
2:38 PM anu: hummmmmmaaaaaa
me: hummmaaaaaaaaaaa
hmaaaaaaaaaa
2:39 PM anu: janu hummmmmmma
2:44 PM sir hai
2:45 PM me: okk
2:46 PM anu: ph. nahi ker sakti
me: sir hamaare pyaar k beech me kyun aa jaate hain baar baar
2:46 PM anu: janu hummmmma
2:55 PM me: are yaar
ye sala saurabh aa gaya tha
usko dekha usne
2:56 PM tumhe miss call bhi mara
(last dial no. tumhara hi tha
)
fir last me usne hi chat pe bhi likha
isee baat par mai
gmail hi off kar diya
2:57 PM ki pata nahi sala abhi ool-jalool kya likh de
.....so sorry janu
anu: ok koi baat nahi
tum bi na ismey sorry bolney waali keya baat hai
me: busss yun hi janu
2:58 PM hummmmaaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmaaaaaaa buddu
me: janu...meri sweet anu...!
ok....tum kaam karte rahna
mai to free hi hun
ok?
2:59 PM anu: ha ker rahi hu isliye to ph. pic karney ke baad bi baat nahi ker paayi
maine kaha tha na ye gadey murdey ukhadta rahega ab
me: humlog baaten milne pe kar lenge....tum kaam kar lo janu
anu: wahi ker raha hai 2007 me jo payment aayi uska tds ab puch raha ullu
3:00 PM me: ohhh...bindash raho
anu: mai bi kam nahi phir bol diya nikaal rahi hu sir saam tak baitha ke rakhungi
kah dungi na pichley saal ka data sir nikalney me to time lagega hi
3:01 PM me: ok yaar.....
anu: aur bas tumse chat karti rahungi hai na theek
me: hey ram !
thik hai
anu: hai na great idia jo paresaan karney ki sochey eshey hi chipka do
3:02 PM janu keya karu tit for tat karna hi padta hai aaj ki life
me: bilkul
mast idea
3:03 PM anu: hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
acha suno sonia ko kal ke liye keya bolu
3:04 PM me: hmmm...
jo jee me aaye bol do
jo tumhari marji
wahi kar lunga mai
anu: aur ek kaam aur ker lena aaj face pak le lena ek mai lana bhul gayi hu aur ab room per jana bi nahi hai
aur thinner bi
yahi samaj me nahi aa raha keya bolu kal ke liye
3:05 PM tum batao na janu
3:07 PM me: janu....ye face pack??
3:08 PM tum bhi n !
anu: jitna bolu utna ker liya karo kabi 2
me: uske liye dukan wale ko kya kahne padega?
buss face pack de do
3:09 PM ??
ya aur kuchh?
anu: ha
me: ok....
anu: aur suno achha lena koi
me: achchha bole to?
anu: thinner bi le lena
me: han shirt ab tak rakhi hai
3:10 PM anu: bole to naturals me kisi ka le lena
dukaan waley ko bol dena ya phir muje ph. ker lena
me: okkk
thik hai janu
3:11 PM anu: that's like a good boy
hummmmaaaaaa
me: hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaa janooooooooooooooo
3:12 PM anu: ha aur ek baat aaj ka khana mai khud banaungi
me: janu....pahle aao to
3:13 PM anu: pahley ye batao muje bananey doge
me: kyon poochh rahi ho?
bolo
anu: pahley bolo muje khana bananey doge
3:14 PM aur jo karungi wo karney doge
me: my god ! ......jo karne doge?????
matalb ???
anu: pahley ha bolo kisi ceej ke liye muje mana nahi karoge
3:15 PM me: janu
ye to bolo ki kya irada hai meri gudiya ka??
anu: nahi ye nahi batati pahley promiss karo
3:16 PM me: jab tum chahogi to mai kisi chhez me mana kar sakta hun kya?
anu: promiss
me: mai to aise hi bol raha tha ki meri anu kya chah rahi hai?
anu: promiss karo na
me: promise kyon janu?
3:17 PM anu: karo na baba mai tumey kha nahi jaungi
me: okkk baba....promise
promise
promise
3:18 PM ab bolo janu
anu: hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa
pyara bacha hummmmma
me: ab to bolo n meri gudiaa.......kya baaat hai
kya karne ka irada hai??
3:19 PM anu: wahi aker bataungi tumari bhao
me: fir bhi ab to bol do n janu
anu: yahi ki muje aaj khana banana hai
3:20 PM aur suno sabji lena to uskey saath ek nibu bi le lena
me: aur kuchh?
anu: aur hummmmmmmmaa ye bi
me: o goddddddddddd !!!!!!!!!
3:21 PM achchaa !
1 q?
kya candle bhi le lun?? hahahhaaaaaaaaaa
anu: kuch kaam hai muje balki do le lena
buddu nibu candle nahi
3:22 PM me: nibu ?
kyon?
anu: kaam hai na bola na
jayda mat pucha karo jitna saman bola hai utna le lena nahi to batao me leker aau khud
me: ok....
nahi yar
le lunga
3:23 PM nibu, thinner aur face pack
busss
anu: hummmaaaaaa samajdaar hotey ja rahey ho
bas aur kuch nahi
me: candle nahi
anu: pagal
3:24 PM me: to usdin wala chalega?
hahaaaaaaaa
anu: ek dungi
me: kya?
kitna??
kaun sa?
3:25 PM anu: thapad
me: haaay re !
3:27 PM anu: hummmmmmaaaaaaaa baad me pyaar bi
me: mai mar jawa.. januu...
fir to mai kat lunga
pakka
har jagah
3:28 PM anu: hu kisliye katoge
me: bussss kat lunga
anu: hummmmmaaaaa
3:32 PM keya hua bachey ko
3:34 PM me: kuchh nahi janu
su-su karke aa raha hun
1 min
anu: hey raam
3:37 PM me: i m back
isme hey ram ki kya baat hai
3:38 PM anu: yahi ki achha hua maine nahi dekha
3:39 PM me: hmmmm
wo to hai hi
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24 minutes
4:04 PM anu: kaha ho janu
me: yahin hun janu
anu: hu buddu
me: janu
anu: kaha nain mataka ker rahey they
me: hahahaaaaaa....janu
4:05 PM anu: ha ha bolo bolo
me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: muje sab pata chal jata hai
me: achcaaaa
anu: kaho do batau keya ker rahey they
4:06 PM bolo
me: tumhe kiss kr raha tha buss
4:07 PM anu: chal hatt
me: aur nahi to kya
anu: muje pata hai tum kah they jhootey
me: aur wo-wo kar raha tha busss
4:08 PM anu: ha ker to wahi rahey they per mere saath nahi
4:09 PM ok tum lage rahey mai aati hu thodi deer me
me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaa
janu
1 ticket book karna hai
4:10 PM wo dekh raha hun
railway ticket
bhaiya ke liye
wo 26 ko yahan aayege
chat : Apr 12, 2008 5:16 PM
5:13 PM anu: lage raho bachey
5:14 PM me: ja raha hun janu
uffff
padeshan ho gaya
ab tak train ka fix nahi ho paya
anu: nahi 2 lage raho
me: bhaiya ke train ticket ka
chup
anu: keyo chup
me: lage raho ki nani
5:15 PM anu: ha bilkul lagey rahi bachey
me: hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: nahi chayie muje
me: ja raha hun januj
kyon
nahi chahiye jee
???
anu: ok jao mai bi pichey 2 aati hu
aker leti hu hummmmmaaaaaaaa
me: tum to 1 hr baad niklogi n?
5:16 PM okkkkkkkkkkkk
januuuuuuu
anu: nahi theek 6 baje
me: ohhhhoooo.....
anu: keyo keya hua
me: kuchhh nahi janu
5:17 PM mai soch ki mai hi kahi late n ho janun...busssss
so jane do
anu: jao na ab
me: okkkkk
5:17 PM anu: nahi to mai pahley pahuch jaungi
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