hummmmaaaa gud morning kithey ho tusi ji office da kaam kari si mudiya pata hai todiye yaad saari raat tadpabey si mudiya ok baaki baat baad me hummmmmmmmm mera bacha
Reply: Mar 12, 2008 11:48 AM
.......humnnaaaaaaaaa.....janu.
Chat : Mar 12, 2008 5:39 PM
12:46 PM anu: hi
me: hi
anu: can i call u
me: yes
with net also
anu: ok baba
12:47 PM nain matka kam kiya karo
12:48 PM me: kis se nain matakka karun?
koi hai hi nahi samne
anu: kisi se bi
koi to hoga
12:49 PM me: koi naih hai janu
anu: duno to sahi
12:52 PM pitu keya
me: kahn dhundhu?
jee
peet lo
aao fir
anu: kahi bi dun lo duniya me kami nahi hai
me: wlcom jaan
anu: buddu ho
12:54 PM me: oye....tum to gusse ho gayee janu..
why so?
anu: nahi koi nahi work is worship
12:55 PM me: hmmmm.....
achchhaaaa!
ydi mai aakar distrb karne lagun to?
bolo n janu
12:58 PM my god
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57 minutes
1:56 PM anu: lunch ho gaya
me: jee han jaanu
ho gaya
anu: good
me: tumhara?
anu: ha
1:57 PM me: kab>?
anu: abi
me: v. good
1:58 PM kya laayee thi?
anu: pyaas ki sabji aur roti
me: pyaas
bole to thirsty
??
1:59 PM anu: sorry pyaaj hara wala
me: okkk goood
kitni roti?
anu: ab time hai aapkey paas
2:00 PM me: aapke liye hamesha time hai mere paas janu
2:01 PM anu: nahi hai jhootey
me: hai n jaan
wo to kabhi kabhi .......ho jata hai
2:02 PM anu: achhi baat hai
aur ab mai tumey call nahi karungi
me: wo kyon?
anu: tum distrube na ho isliye
me: hey bhagwan
2:03 PM anu: bhagwan ko mat paresaan karo
me: paagal ho gayi ho tum?
anu: ha hu
usmey koi saq
me: tumhare call se disturb hota to mai khud bol deta n
2:04 PM oye saq ki nahi......dunga kan ke niche
anu: lagta to esha hi hai
2:05 PM me: aise nhi karte jaanu
meri pyari anu
anu: to kaisa kartey hai
nahi hu tumari pyari
2:06 PM me: ye lo
meri jan-e-mann
aisa kyon bolti ho
anu: nahi hu
eshey hi bolungi mai
2:07 PM me: fir aaunga aur shuru ho janung.......
shuru kar dunga...
anu: koi jarurat nahi na
me: meri janu......pls
aisa matt bolo n
anu: keyo
2:08 PM me: meri pyari pyari pyari pyari........anu
anu: kaam karo muje baat mat karo bich me gadbad ho jaygi
me: kya hogi gadbad?
2:09 PM ?????????????????????????????//
anu: kaam me
me: hone do
achchee tarah bolo
warna aur gadbd kar dunga mai
samjhee
2:10 PM anu: nahi bolti jao
me: to fir aake.....buss....
jhelna padega fir
shuru ho jaunga
wahan
2:11 PM anu: nahi jelti mai
2:12 PM me: hmmmmm......really??
2:13 PM anu: aaj kuch nahi milega jao tumari yahi saja hai
me: fir aaunga aur aise दांत katunga ki busss.......फिर भुगतना
2:16 PM pakka bhugatna padega fir
mai bhi saja bhugtunga
aur tum bhi bhugatna
....busss
2:18 PM anu: bolo saja
2:19 PM me: gaalon pe wahan pe दांत काटूंगा और 5 मिनट का लंबा kisss
anu: jab milungi tab na
me: achchhaa !
matlab?
anu: matlab milungi hi nahi tumey tab kaise kaatoge
2:20 PM me: .......hummmm.....ye to hai
achchhaa.....mere liye kya saza hai?
anu: dekha tum muje saja nahi de saktey mai tumey saja de sakti hu
2:21 PM me: meri jaan saza kya hai mere liye?
anu: aur tumari saja hai aaj purey din ek bi tax nahi milega
aur kal tak baat bi nahi karungi
ab bolo
2:22 PM me: aisa julm matt karo n
fir mai aa jaunga tumhare paas
anu: keyo na karu jab ph. karti hu to theek se baat tak nahi kartey ho
2:23 PM isliye ph. karna band
me: tumhe koi bimari ho gayee hai
lagta hai
anu: khon si
me: isliye liye doctor se milna padega
saq ki bimari
2:24 PM anu: ha ho gayi hai bas duniya ki saari bimaariya hai muje aur kuch
2:25 PM me: he ram
anu: ab raam khon hai
me: isko samjhao
2:26 PM anu: ram ko bejoge samjaney ke liye
me: hannn
anu: phir mai ram ki ho jaungi
2:27 PM me: ram ki to sara sansar hai
2:28 PM tum huyee hi to kya hua?
2:29 PM anu: wo ram nahi ram ladka jisey tum bejoge
2:30 PM tum mujse boar ho jaatey ho na to phir kisi aur ko hi pakaungi na
me: nahi mai usee ram (श्रीराम, मर्यादापुरुषोत्तम ) ki baat kar raha tha
anu: wo ram mere paas kabi nahi aaynge
2:31 PM me: kyon?
anu: samja karo sita ji ka dyaan nahi tumey keya
me: hummm....
anu: nahi leti ye na deti
2:32 PM rakho apney pass
ab mere boss bi aa gaye
2:33 PM sach me ph. nahi karungi ab
2:35 PM me: ok janu.....
magar iskee saja jarur milegi tumhe bhi
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15 minutes
2:51 PM anu: muje saja tum nahi de paaoge janab
me: mil jayegee
anu: kaise
2:53 PM bolo to
2:54 PM ab nahi bologe theek hai mat bolo
me: kaise...
jab milegee tab \
khud jan jaogee
anu: milungi nahi
2:55 PM me: achchcaa??
anu: jab ph. ahi karungi to milungi bi nahi
raho eshey hi
me: ph mai karun abhi?
pls bolo n?
anu: koi jarurat nahi hai mai bi ker sakti hu per nahi karungi
2:56 PM me: ohhhoo
anu: tumey saja milni hi chayie so dungi
me: aisa kya.......
anu: ha
2:57 PM me: fir delhi wale language ka use karna hoga mujhe....sorrry
anu: khon si
me: .....wahi daalna, thokna,...
tumhare sath wahi karna hoga mujhe
anu: karo muje keya mai nahi sunti
2:58 PM achha ek sart per ph. karungi
me: bolo
2:59 PM anu: pahley bolo theek se baat karoge
me: han
anu: ok karti hu abi
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9 minutes
3:08 PM me: janu.....tumhe kiss karne ka mann kar raha hai
anu: nahi deti saja hai tumari
3:09 PM me: pls janu
aisa matt bolo n
anu: keyo na bolu
3:10 PM me: kyon n bolun ki nani
....de dugna fir jamm ke?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anu: keya doge
3:12 PM me: chummaaaa
चुम्मा चुम्मा दे दे चुम्मा
3:13 PM anu: na deti
3:14 PM me: oye jannuuuu
3:17 PM anu: bolo
3:18 PM milney ki tum kosis karna bada kabi na karna
me: .........वादा तो टूट जाता है
3:19 PM इसलिए मिलने की कोशिश ही नहीं मिलूंगा
भी
anu: mai nahi milungi tab bi
3:20 PM me: हे राम
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14 minutes
3:35 PM anu: hu janu
koi aa gaya tha isliye achanak katna pad
me: क्यों नहीं मिला मुझे kisss
achchaa baba wo to thik kee
aise bi itna lambaa thik nhi
3:36 PM anu: aur kiss to pakka nahi dungi aaj tumey
tumari aadhi saja to maaf ker di maine puri nahi karungi
me: fir aake sab kuchh kar dlungaa
tumhare pas akar
anu: ker lo aaker yahi sahi aa jao tum abi
3:37 PM me: fir sab kuchh kar lunga
anu: sab kuch me kuch baaki hai abi keya
3:38 PM me: han .....bahut kuchh banki hai abhi
anu: keya
me: bahut kuchh banki hai
anu: ek jok sunai
me: welcome
3:39 PM anu: ek ladkey se ek ladki kahti hai
3:40 PM me: bolo bhi
.......kya kahti hai?
3:44 PM ?????????????????/
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9 minutes
3:53 PM anu: nahi samjey buddu
3:54 PM me: कुछ बोलती तब तो
एक लड़की बोली....
पर बोली क्या...??????
3:55 PM anu: khalo botel ludak gayi utha loge to keya hoga
3:57 PM nahi samjey abi bi
khaali botel matalab ur penis
me: okkk.....
3:58 PM utha loge matlab?
4:00 PM anu: he parabu
me: ......nahi samjeh buddhu.....tum bhi
pahle ye batao
anu: keya
me: kuchh to bolo nahi aur kahti ho ki nahi samjhe?
just pahle ki baat bol raha hun
4:01 PM anu: maine tumey bola to samajney per hi samaj aayega
jis time tumara dc hota hai to keya hota hai
ludak jaati hai khaali botal ki tarah
me: hmmm....
anu: ab samjey
4:02 PM me: hahhaaahahahahahaaaa...........
fir wo uthane ko bol rahi hai
anu: buddu
me: janu
anu: isliye to uskey jabab me wo sulaney ke liye bol raha tha
4:03 PM me: hmmmmm.........great
anu: great ke nana samaj hi nahi paatey
me: ok baba.....lekin
pahle dafe tum boli hi kahan thi
4:04 PM bila kuchh bole hi boli thi buddhu
anu: uper pado likha tha
4:05 PM me: upar hi padha....tab to bola
anu: hu
ab samaj gaye
4:06 PM achha ek aur sunati hu
ek aldki ek ladkey se bolti hai ungli daalo
me: ye dekh lo-------------------
anu: ek jok sunai
me: welcome
3:09 AM anu: ek ladkey se ek ladki kahti hai
3:10 AM me: bolo bhi
.......kya kahti hai?
3:14 AM ?????????????????/
9 minutes
3:23 AM anu: nahi samjey buddu
3:24 AM me: कुछ बोलती तब तो
anu: pahley ek kahti hai phir kahti hai do daalo
4:07 PM achha ab to suno dusra
me: han bolo
dekh liya
aage
anu: phir kahti hai pura haath daalo
kahti abi maja nahi aaya dusra haath bi daalo
4:08 PM wo dusra haath bi dalta hai phir kahti hai taali bajao
wo kahta hai bada tite hai kaise bajau
to kahti hai dekhi kitni tite hai
me: hahahahahahaaaaa...................
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
4:09 PM are baap re
sachmuch bada tight hoga
anu: hu pagal
kerkey dekhan kisi ko
4:10 PM me: achchaaa.....!
anu: ha
me: tab to pahle tumhare sath hi test karunga
check karunga
unglee se hi pahle
4:11 PM dekhta hun.....doosre unglee ki jagah khalee bhi hai ki nahi
........hahhaaaaaaaaaa......
(sorry janu)
4:12 PM anu: pagal
me: kya hua??
anu: kuch nahi
4:13 PM me: koi aur yaad hai/
?
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10 minutes
4:24 PM me: oye miss busy
koi yaad aaye to sunananaa
anu: ok baba
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8 minutes
4:32 PM anu: Bewafaa voh nahi hum hi kharab the
zeher ki zarurat nahi mar jayenge shrab se.
Kaante mehsus hi nahi hue kyonki
pyar hi itna tha uss Gulab se
4:33 PM me: .............waaah waah
kya baat hai
4:34 PM hummmnnnnaaa....!
anu: maine nahi beja koi mr. bibek hai
me: jo tumko send kiya
goood..
4:35 PM kisi ne kisi ko send kiya ho
hai achchchha ..
busss
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10 minutes
4:46 PM anu: keya hua janu
me: kuchh nahi janu
buss tumhari rah dekh raha tha
anu: such
4:47 PM me: hmmm....
anu: ek min abi aayi 2nd floor per ja rahi hu
me: okk jao fir
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7 minutes
4:55 PM anu: aa gayi
kaha hai mera bacha
4:56 PM me: tumhare samne janu
anu: chal jhooty to dikho na
4:57 PM me: aankhe band karo
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5 minutes
5:02 PM anu: kitni deer tak band rakho ab to bolo kholney ko
5:03 PM me: tum kahin aur thi n
fir kaise bolta
anu: nahi to janu
5:04 PM me: hann
anu: tumarey pass hu
5:05 PM tumarey pass se kabi hati hu
me: nahi thi n
hmmm
anu: ji nahi mai hamseha apney janu ke pass hoti hu
me: .......waise thik hai...work is worship
anu: kabi 2 janu hi kahi gayab ho jata hai
5:06 PM achha ji subah ka badla abi bahut pitoge
5:07 PM achha suno aaj muje mausi ke jana hai
me: koi badla nahi janu...
anu: to phir
me: tumse kya badla lunga
tum bhi n....
anu: le bi nahi saktey
5:09 PM achha ab ider aao saam ho gayi
tumey jana bi hoga
5:10 PM me: hannnn
ab 15 min ke baad
5:11 PM anu: what happen janu
me: aur ......tumhare kaam ka haal hai janu???
5:12 PM hua
kuchh bhi nahi
anu: sab theek
maine kaha ider aao
5:13 PM me: mann jaise thaka sa hai
aa gaya janu
aankhe to kholo
tumhare pas hun
buss
anu: hummmaaaaa hu khol li
mera bchahaaaa hummmmmaaaaa
me: hummmnnnnaaa !
5:14 PM anu: maine tax diya nahi aur tumneymanga bi nahi keyo
me: ab kya karun......mangte-mange kabhi kabhi thak jata hun n
samne hoti to jabardasti bhi karta
5:15 PM ab phone aur chat pe jabardsti nahi kar sakta
tum bhagti rah jati ho
aise me mai thak jata hun baad me n
anu: achha ji
me: haaan
5:17 PM anu: per aaj tumney nahi manga dekho jhoot mat bolo
me: galat
anu: kab manga
me: tum mujhe saza dene pe tulee ho aur kya
kab manga !
anu: hummmmmaaaaa nahi deti tumey to mai saja bi nahi de paati
5:18 PM me: 1 pal ke liye meri bahon me aa jao n
pls janu
anu: tumari bhao me hi hu feel karo
5:19 PM itney pyaarey keyo ho tum jo tum per bas pyaar aata hai
me: ilzam mat lagao
mai nahi hun pyara
jhooth
5:20 PM anu: to khon hai tumara bhut
me: mujhe kya pata janu
anu: hummmmmmmmaaa tum hi ho
5:21 PM me: hummmmmaaaaaaaa...........!
anu: aaj itni deer tak ho office me jana nahi hai keya
me: ab jaunga n
5:22 PM 5:30 jata hun n
anu: hummmmmaaaaaaaaa
me: janu.....ab saza mt dena kabhi
5:23 PM anu: hummmmaaaaaaaa nahi dungi tumey bura laga
me: bilkul nahi
anu: kabi nahi dungi buddu
me: apne anu ka diya kuchh nahi bura lagta.....chahe wo saza hi kyon n ho
5:24 PM reallyyy
janu
anu: baise bi saja to ek bahana tha
tumey thoda sa chida rahi thi
me: achchaaa.....
anu: hu
5:25 PM pagal tumey saja deker mai ji paungi keya
me: .........meri pyari anu
anu: hummmmmma janu
5:26 PM muje itna pyaar mat kiya karo bigadi ja rahi hu
me: nahi bigad rahi ho .......bahut achchee ho tum
5:27 PM .....janu
janu ab chalta hun....wqt ho chala hai
lekin tumhe kahbi bhi bye kahte achcha nahi lagta....
anu: ok jao
to mat kaho bye tuumse yu hi lipti rahungi
5:28 PM me: hey......
5:29 PM anu: aur keya
me: yar off ho raha tha
himanshu aa gyaa
anu: offline ho jaoge tab bi rahungi to tumarey pass
me: online kuchh puch raha hai
.....janu
5:30 PM yun bekarar mat karo n
anu: ok ker lo baat
me: fir sachchee me aa jaunga tumhare pass
anu: bekarari sahi nahi jaati keya
5:31 PM me: bilkul nahi
anu: to aa jao mere pahlu me
kabi nahi jaaney dungi
5:32 PM me: ye pahlu ka matlab kya hota hai janu?
anu: nahi jantey
baise to pahlu ka matlab chaw hota hai per female se meaning hota achal me
5:33 PM samjey mere buddu
5:34 PM me: chaw-- छांव ?
achal - आँचल ?
anu: ha baba mere hindi font nahi hai na
jo clear type kerkey bbeju
5:35 PM me: ok dear
fir pakka aa jaunga
tumhare pahlu me
anu: aa jao kis kambakht ne mana kiya hai
5:36 PM tujko bar lu apni aakho me aur in aakho ko khulu na khulu to phir is duniya se bolu na
5:37 PM me: januu......!!!!!!
5:38 PM anu: hu
me: aisa mt bolo
5:39 PM anu: nahi bolti baba
5:41 PM hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaa ab jao late ho rahey ho
me: han janu.....chalta hun
5:49 PM anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa
Ilzaam Humare Sar Aayega : Mar 17, 2008 10:24 AM
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