बुधवार, 10 फ़रवरी 2010

Mails of May 2008-III

hummmaaaaaa janu good morning : May 15, 2008 10:06 AM



hummmmmmaaaaaaaa mera bachha

my reply : May 15, 2008 2:23 PM
so lovely msg.....so lovely flwrs......mere janu ki tarah......hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chat : May 15, 2008 7:10 PM

2:21 PM anu: hu to janab online hai
me: abhi tumhara mail dekh raha tha
aur reply kar raha tha
2:22 PM anu: hummmmaaa buddu
me: hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: janu
2:23 PM me: hummmmaaaaaaaa
2:25 PM anu: tum jaan se pyaarey ho tum jaan hamari hummmmmmaaaaaa
isliye pls janu kabi gussa mat karna esha nahi mai to mer hi jaungi
2:26 PM me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
meri pyari gudiya
kabhi nahi karunga mai
tum ruthna
mai manaunga busss
hummmmaaaaaaaaa
hummmmaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmaaaaaaaa
hauthungi aur khub ruhtungi
2:27 PM me: ok baba
jitna jee chahe ruthna
anu: aur tumey muje manana padega
samjey buddu
hummmmmaaaaaaaa
me: hummmma
2:28 PM jee
hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: janu ab to mujse koi narajgi nahi na
me: jeee nahi
anu: aur hoti bi peet na deti
me: hannn thoda sa hai
ki mujhe do din ki saza kyon di
milte hi saza milegi
tumhe
2:29 PM anu: hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa tumey bi to saja milegi
bachhey eshey nahi bachoge
me: de dena
jo chaho
lekin mai bhi dungaa
kaat lunga mai bhi
pakka
anu: hummmmmmmaaaaaa nahi kaat paoge
2:30 PM tum muje kaatney se dartey jo ho
me: hummmmaaaaaaaaa
2:31 PM anu: janu do din bahut bura laga na sach me hum dono ek dusrey ki bina nahi rah saktey na
me: haan
anu: ha ke nana
me: jeeeeeeeeeeee sarkaar
2:32 PM anu: raj bhayia ka ph. aaya tha mumbai ki deal final ho gayi hai
me: oye goodddddddd
anu: aur ab swaati bhabi aur sabi wo sab log goa ja rahey hai
2:33 PM muje bi bol rahey they maine kah diya wahi jo tumney bola same condition
me: kya bole?
2:37 PM anu: hummmmmma
2:41 PM hummmmmaaaaaaa janu
2:43 PM me: hummmmma
2:44 PM anu: janu
2:45 PM hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mera bachha
2:49 PM soni 2 aakho ka khumaar yaad rakhna,meethi baatho ki bahar yaad rakhana oye mundiye dil khoya hai hummmmmmaaaa
2:50 PM asi ki galla todey naal chungi samjega na
2:51 PM todi sau asi tanu khube petewaga aandu hodi tau
2:54 PM mere buddu ko kuch samaj me bi aaya ya nahi

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3:01 PM me: mai abhi sunil aur sistu se baat karne ko gaya tha janu
sunil se baat huyee
sistu se nahi
busss
so was absent
3:02 PM anu: keya baat huyi
me: normal
sham me fir jana padega
3:03 PM anu: janu keya baat huyi
keya hua
3:04 PM me: abhi shant hai dono
anu: good
me: hmmm
3:05 PM anu: janu muje bahut need aa rahi hai
man ker so jau
3:07 PM me: balike ye to gambhir samasya hai
3:08 PM anu: ha shadu mahraaj koi upay batay
3:09 PM me: sochkar batata hun bachchhee

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3:38 PM me: nind tooti??
janu
3:39 PM anu: janu aa gayi
3:40 PM me: hummmmaaaaaaaa
anu: bahar gayi to kaam hi karna pada paur
buddu
3:41 PM muje bahar keyo beja ye nahi kah saktey they mere pass aa gao
jao
3:42 PM janu hummmmmmmmaa

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3:49 PM anu: janu kaha ho
3:51 PM me: hummmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa
3:52 PM anu: hummmmmmmmaaaa
3:53 PM janu
3:55 PM me: hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jnauu
2 min

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4:33 PM anu: janu
4:35 PM janu]
4:36 PM me: jnauuuuuuuuu
hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaa
hummmaaaaaaa
4:37 PM anu: hummmmmmmma
me: hummmmaaaaaaaaa
anu: kaha ho
me: apne janu ke samne
anu: huuummmmmmma
me: hummmaa
jnau\

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4:46 PM me: संता चौधरी अपनी बीवी की बकबक से बहुत परेशान रहते थे। एक दिन वह आधी रात को उन्हें उठाकर कहने लगी- अजी सुनते हो, मोहल्ले में बहुत चोरियां हो रही हैं। तुमने पिछवाड़े का दरवाजा तो खुला नहीं छोड़ दिया है? खिड़की ठीक से बंद की है कि नहीं? छत का कमरा खुला तो नहीं रह गया है? अलमारी में ताला लगा है कि नहीं? आधी रात को ऊटपटांग सवालों से झल्लाए संता चौधरी बोले- हां-हां, सब बंद है, सिर्फ तुम्हारे इस खुले मुंह को छोड़कर!
4:48 PM anu: janu
4:49 PM me: bolo n janu
anu: hummmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa
me: HUMMMAAAAAAAAA
4:50 PM anu: tum itney buddu keyo ho
4:51 PM me: kya hua janu?
anu: huuummmmmmmmaaaaaa
4:52 PM me: hummaa
bolo n janu
anu: tum per bhut pyaar aa raha hai]
4:53 PM me: hummaaaaaaaaaaaa
humaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kya baat hai januu
hummmmaaaaaaaa
4:54 PM mujhe bhi mann kar raha hai apne janu ko baho me bhar lun
anu: hummmmmmmmaaaa

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5:07 PM me: बच्चू सिंह शराब से धूत्त एक पैर फूटपाथ पर और एक पैर सड़क पर रखते चले जा रहे थे। पीछे से थानेदार आया और डंडा रसीद करते बोला, "क्यों रे कितनी पी रखी है तूने"
"याद दिलाने के लिए शुक्रिया...मुझे तो लगा था कि अपुन लंगड़ा हो गया"
5:08 PM anu: haaaaaaaaaha janu
me: hummmaaaaaaa
anu: huuuuuummmmmmmma
5:09 PM mai sunau ek
5:10 PM ek sarabi sarab piker ek shaadu ki tapsya bang ker deta hai,shadu gusse me kahta hai tuney meri tapsya bang ki hai tujey sraap deta hu
sarabi kahta hai rukiye mahraaj katora leker aata hu baise bi aaj chadi nahi kuch aur pi leta hu
5:12 PM me: hahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahahahaaaa
hahahaa

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5:32 PM anu: janu hummmmmmaaaaaaa
5:33 PM me: hummmaaaaaaaa
anu: aaj tumey chadi ya nahi
me: haan
anu: kitni
5:34 PM me: 5 pack
5:35 PM anu: my god aaj to tumrey paad nahi aaungi raat me phir barna pata nahi keya keya karoge
5:36 PM janu sachhi aaj tum per muje bahut pyaar aa raha hai janu hummmmmmmaaaaaaa
me: o god !
bharosa nahi kya?
anu: bharosa tum per us buddu per nahi na
5:37 PM me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
anu: hummmmmmaaaaaa
5:39 PM me: hummmmaaaa
anu: janu tum muje itna paresaan keyo kartey ho
5:40 PM me: kahan kuchh karta hun mai?
5:41 PM anu: pata nahi keya keya kartey ho aur kahtey ho kaha kuch kartey ho saram nahi aati tumey
5:44 PM me: सामने बैठे रहो, दिल को करार आएगा... बड़ा बेताब है थोड़ा तो संभल जाएगा....
5:46 PM anu: hummmmmmmaaaaaaaa mera bachha samney to hu

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6:03 PM anu: janu jaana nahi hai keya
6:04 PM me: ab thodi der me
anu: ok muje bi thodi deer aur kaam hai
me: hummmmaaaaa
6:05 PM anu: hummmmaaaaaaaa

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6:14 PM anu: janu achha mai jau
6:16 PM me: okk janu
jao
6:19 PM anu: nahi jaati jab tum jaoge tabi jaungi
me: hummmmm
januuuu
jao n baba
anu: hu hu nahi jaati

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6:25 PM anu: wo diwanapan wo jaalim ada sararat bi hai mere mahboob me
6:26 PM me: adayen bhi hain
mohabbat bhi hai
saraarat bhi hai mere mahboob me
hummaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaaa
me: januu
anu: bolo
6:27 PM me: bolun?
anu: ha baba
me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhum mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaahummmmmmmmaaaaaa
6:28 PM me: are baap re
itna lamba
fir to behosh ho jaunga janu
anu: hummmmmmma
eshey behosh hone dungi tab na
6:29 PM me: to kaise behosh hone degi janu?
6:30 PM anu: hummmmmmmmma jab aaungi tab bataungi
6:32 PM me: januu
huummmm
aaaaaaaaaaa
tum se milne ko dil karta hai re baba
tumse milne ko dil karta hai
anu: hummmmmmmmaaa aa jao na phir
6:33 PM me: tumse chipke rahne ka mann karta hai janu
6:37 PM anu: hummmmmmmmmaaaaaa mera bachha
6:38 PM me: hummmaaaaaaaaaaaa
6:42 PM kab jana hai janu?
6:45 PM anu: jab tum jaoge
6:46 PM me: ye lo
fir pitayee lagegi
6:50 PM anu: nahi jab tum jaoge tabi jaungi
6:51 PM me: hey ram

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6:57 PM anu: ab bolo kab tak jana hai
me: janu aaj bus se hun n
6:58 PM anu: i know janu
me: to bus ke nam se darne lagta hai mann
buss
ak nikalta hun
uff ye bheed
fir bhi 5 min me chal dunga ab
6:59 PM anu: ok baba
7:00 PM me: ok..
aur tum?
anu: ab ja rahey ho
tum niklo mai bi niklungi tumarey pichey
me: januuuuuuuuuu
7:02 PM anu: janu hummmmmmma
me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaa
7:04 PM anu: hummmmmmmmmmma
7:06 PM janu abi keya ker rahey ho
7:07 PM keya hua janu
me: aise hi kuchh kuchh
7:08 PM aur tum?
itni late
anu: bas tumarey liye ruki thi lekin kaam karna pad gaya
7:09 PM me: hahahaha
gd gl'
anu: hash lo
marungi tab pata chalega
7:10 PM me: maaro n fir
januuuuuuuuuuuuuu
anu: hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa
7:12 PM hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa
hummmmmmmmmaaaaaa
7:13 PM cold drik peioge aa jao
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7:14 PM anu: janu
7:15 PM mujse bina bataye hi chalege bachhey saja milegi iski tumey
May 16, 2008 10:30 AM
me: ok de dena saza.....jo mann me aaye.
she : hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaahummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaahummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaahummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa ye hai tumari saja
me : itni mithi sazaaa....wow...fir to roz hi aisi khata karunga mai.
she : tumey meri saja se dar nahi lagta jo daily eshi khata karoge hummmmmmmaaaaa eskey saath me kaat bi to sakti hu tumey tab keya karoge
me: wo bhi achchha hi lagega n.....fir darr kaisa janu?

Chat : May 16, 2008 6:06 PM
5:44 PM anu: hummmmaaaaa janu
me: hummmmm
janooooooooooooooo]
5:45 PM anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa
miss u too much janu hummmmmaaaaaaaa
tumarey pass aa jao
5:46 PM me: januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hummmmmmm
hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmaaaaaa
5:47 PM me: januu
anu: janu
5:48 PM me: hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmmmmaaaa
me: hiiii
5:49 PM anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaa
me: januuuu
anu: hummmmmmmaaa
me: hummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anu: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
me: aakar fir shuru ho jaunga
aise paagal banaogi to
anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaa
5:50 PM aa jao na
me: pakka aa jaaunga fir
soch lo
anu: pahli 2 baar baliye dil gayi haar baliye rabba manu pyaar ho gaya hay dil ka karar kho gaya
aa jao na janu
me: jaaaaaanoooooooooooooo
5:51 PM anu: hummmmmmaaa
5:52 PM hummmmmaaaaaaa
hummmmmmaaaaaaa
5:54 PM me: पति (पत्नी से) - यह शीशा तुम्हारी वजह से टूटा है।

पत्नी (पति से) - बिल्कुल नहीं, तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। मैंने तुम्हें फूलदान फेंक कर मारा था, यदि तुम अपनी जगह से नहीं हटते तो शीशा कभी नहीं टूटता।

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6:06 PM anu: aye mere hum nashi chal kahi aur chal is chaman me ab apna gujara nahi
6:07 PM janu ab ma i jau
jok achha tha
my heart is beating keeps on beating i m waiting for u
6:08 PM my eye is closes sea the roses
sorry bhul gayi
6:09 PM ok mai jaati hu janu
me: januuuu
anu: hummmmmmmmaaaaaa
hummmmmmmmmmaaaaaaa
me: wo idea customr cntr se phone aa gaya tha
anu: ok ab jau mai
6:10 PM me: thik hai janu
ek baar idhar aao \\\
anu: darling i want huge u hummmmmmmmaaaa
me: hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
6:11 PM anu: hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jaati hu janu
May 19, 2008 3:35 PM
2:47 PM me: misss u janooooooooooooo
hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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3:35 PM me: janoooooooooooooooooooooo.............
i misss u janooooo...
hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..................
kab aaogeee??
bolo n...?? pagal..
kya jaruri tha mujhe is kaqar padeshan karne ki....hmmmm....jee karta hai kaat lun jam ke...hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

me: janu : May 23, 2008 11:44 AM
janu,

gd mrng.
kya haal hai...kya chal raha hai??
aaj to kafi busy hogi meri bachchee...buddha jaan leta hoga aaj....kahta hoga poorer hafte ka kaam pending hai....hai n??
januuuu.....hummmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............relax hokar kaam karna.
May 23, 2008 3:27 PM
3:27 PM me: shayad bahut busy ho aaj janu...fursat ho to call karna

janu hummmmmaaaaaaa : May 20, 2008 6:06 PM

hi janu,
aaj subah tumhara ph aaya....meri nind tutu...7:15 ke paas..maine call back karne ki kafi koshish kee lekin nahi laga...network busy aaya..lagbhag 10 baar kiya (apni kasam janu) lekin nahi laga...late lagne par sochne lagta hun ki kahun meri janu wahan n ho to ho jayega lafda...ek baar fir call hua..kisi ne pick nahi kiya....
doosri baar bhi miss call baad turat call back kiya...."Net work busy...." call n ho saki... apne mann se to call kar nahi sakta... pata nahi mobile ke paas kab kaun hai...(janu apni kasam maine kitne baar call kiya lekin nahi laga...ye mat samajhna ki safai de raha hun) lekin darr hai ki meri anu ab Luxmibayee ban gayi hogi...pakka..wo gusse me hoi aur naraz bhi (bhale hi wo kitna bhi kahe ki mai naraz nahi hun....kyonki mai apne janu ko janta hun) lekin wo pagal abhi bhi mujhe.....janu mai kya kahun???/....ab airtel aur idea wale ka saza mujhe hi milegi kya??...bolo n janu....pls sorry ...fir bhi kaan pakadata hun..(apni bhi aur tumhari bhi)

janu...idhar aao to...nahi aaati...kyon nahi aati????....naraaz ho kya....jaanu..aao n pls meri anu.....hummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............hummmaaaaa.......hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................

her reply : May 24, 2008 1:34 PM
hummmmmmaaaaaaaa janu muje muje pata hai tumney in dino muje bahut miss kiya hoga aur keyo na kartey jab her ghadi mai tumarey pass thi to tum door kaise ho saktey ho janu hummmmmmmmaaaaaa hummmmmaaaaaaa hummmmmmaaaaaaaa janu lautker aatey hi mujse pahley milna kal ki galti ke liye sorry baba tumarey kaan pakadker hummmmmaaa mai bi nahi rah paati tumarey bina per keya karu ye majbooriya hummmmmmaaaaaaa i miss u too much janu

janu miss u : May 24, 2008 3:55 PM
janu bahut miss ker rahi hu janu hummmmmmaaaaa jaldi se aaker milna janu pls aur dekho meri kisi baat per gussa mat kiya karo.janu tumey pata hai na tumari anu thodi se pagal hai kab keya bolti hai usey khud nahi pata hota hai janu mere pass aao thoda sa ider aao na hummmmaaaaaaaaaa mera bachha janu gussa to nahi ho na pakka na hummmmmmmmaaaa muje pata hai mera janu mujse gussa nahi ho sakta hummmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmaaaaaaaaa hummmmmaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmaaaaaaaa hummmaaaaahummmmmaaaaa hummmmmaaaaaaaa janu hummmmmmmaaaaaaaa bahut yaad rahi hai tumari tumari bhao me sone ka man ker raha hummmmaaaaaaa
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Anu
my reply : May 26, 2008 10:41 AM
janu,
mai buss tha jab tumhara ph aaya tha ....ab office pahuch chuka hun. barish aane lagi thi, bhing gaya mai....thoda sa hi....ab fir sookh gaya...
aur suno.....aisa ho sakta hai ki mai tumse gussa me jyada der rahun....never. thodi der ke liye to aise hi ho jata hai n baba.....thoda sa jhagara bhi to hona chahiye n....bus yun hi....hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
januuu....hummmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........................
her reply : May 26, 2008 11:30 AM
hummmma janu mai bi just abi office aayi hu barish ki wajah se late ho gayi thi

chat : May 26, 2008 11:14 AM
11:14 AM me: Ghum Main Bhi Hum Muskura Lete Hain,
Kuch Is Tarah Se Dard Ko Chupa Lete Hain.
Kuch Kehte Nahi Kisi Se Magar,
Akele Main Aansu Baha Lete Hain.

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon me mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rah kar sawal kar leta hai.

11:15 AM januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
she : May 26, 2008 11:32 AM
ho ho aaj itney syarana andaaj me keyo ho janab
11:32 AM anu: hummmmaaaaaaa
11:33 AM janu kaha ho

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11:38 AM anu: janu i m going for some work

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