anu: what,s up mr. vijay
3:14 PM me: everything is fine miss anu
3:15 PM anu: ok
me: and a normal routing work is going on
anu: that's nice
3:16 PM me: what's about u??
anu: same here dear
nothing special
3:17 PM me: okkk
any othr news??
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3:27 PM me: where did u dissapear??
miss anu.....!
hi read this : Apr 3, 2008 3:25 PM
एक अंधी लडकी थी । उसे उसके एक दोस्त के अलावा सबने ठुकरा दिया था । पर वो दोस्त उससे बहुत प्यार करता था । लडकी रोज़ उससे ये कहती कि अगर वो उसे देख पाती तो उसी से शादी करती । एक दिन किसी ने उस लडकी को अपने आंखे दे दीं । जब वो देख सकने लगी तो उसने देखा की उसका वह दोस्त अंधा था । दोस्त ने उससे पूछा की क्या अब वो उससे शादी करेगी ? लडकी ने साफ़ इनकार कर दिया । इस पर उसका दोस्त मुस्कुराया और चुप चाप उसे एक कागज़ देकर चला गया । उसपर लिखा था -
"मेरी आखों का ख्याल रखना
my reply : Apr 3, 2008 3:44 PM
nice.....emotonal and messageful story......aisa hi hota hai is duniya me yaar....be aware the fact that u love any body but not more than yourself.....pls my jaanooo. kyonki sachchee pyar ka sila koi n de payega tumhe.....andhe dost ko apna aankh bhi de do fir bhi wo tumhe thukra kar chal dega.
Chat : Apr 3, 2008 5:55 PM
4:36 PM me: hii misss
4:37 PM de de kiss
aaya hai.......$$$$
4:39 PM anu: keyo du mai anjaan logo ko nahi deti
4:40 PM me: achchaa
to jaan pahchan banane ke liye kya karna padega jee?
4:43 PM batao n kiss lene ke liye pahchan karna hi kafi hai n??
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22 minutes
5:05 PM anu: muje dusro ke mail reply keyo fwd kartey ho
me: aise hi mann ho gaya
buss
5:06 PM abhi hi amit ji ne mail ka reply kiya tha
tum turat mil gayee online
to jee chaha ki aise hi ye bhi
share kar len bussss
anu: achha ji
theek hai janab
5:08 PM me: jee haan
5:10 PM anu: to janab kaam kuch jayda hai keya
5:11 PM me: jee nahi
anu: to
me: chahun to abhi chal dun
5:12 PM aa jaun kya??
anu: ji nahi jarurat nahi
5:13 PM me: kyon....ajnabi ke kiss se darr lagta hai kya??
anu: ha
5:14 PM me: aisa kya????
fir ek baat karte hain
kiss nahi karunga
banki sab kuchh karunaaa
ok????
ab khusshhhh??
5:15 PM anu: ji nahi
mai ajnabiyo se kuch nahi karti sirf kisi khas ke saath hi karti hu
5:16 PM me: ohhhh...god !
haay re.....!!
anu: ha ji
aur aapko to mai janti tak nahi
me: koi nahi...
5:17 PM jaan pahchan kar lenge n
mohtarmaa jee
anu: kaise
me: fir hongee sare baaten
milne pe jaan aur pahchan dono ho jayenge n'
5:18 PM anu: mai anjaan logo se milti bi nahi
baise aap ho khon
5:19 PM me: milke hi bataunga
aise nahi
anu: muje aapse milna hi nahi to bataoge keya
5:20 PM batana to eshey hi bata do barna as u wish
me: are mil lo pahle
5:21 PM anu: ji nahi kah diya na nahi milna to nahi
me: aise hi kisi ko raste pe hi bye bye kah dena achchaa nahi hai n
pahle mil lo fir to pata chale ki banda hai kaisa
fir jo chahe kar lena
anu: ji nahi , nahi milna muje
5:22 PM khasker aapse to bilkul bi nahi
5:23 PM me: aisa kya hai jee
jo mujh se to bilkul hi nahi
5:24 PM anu: keyoki aap ek no. ke jhootey ho
me: ye lo
aapko kaise pata
bina mile hi??
5:25 PM anu: mai bina mile bi logo ki baato se samaj jaati hu ki wo kaisa banda hai
5:26 PM me: ohhhh god
anu: aur aap to itney mahan ho ki pucho mat
me: kya bat hai
achchaa je
anu: aapki wo dost hai na anu sab batati hai muje
5:27 PM baise aaj aapki wo dost aapse naraj hai
5:28 PM aur sikayat hai ki aap uski baato per kabi gaur nahi kartey ho
me: hey ram.....kyon naraz hai wo mujhse????
uske kis baat pe gaur nahi kiya?
anu: muje keya pata usi se puch lena
5:29 PM wo hamesha aapko bolti hai ki jab free hua karo to miss call karna per aap kabi nahi kartey
isliye naraj hai
me: ohhhhhh...................
anu: aur wo ye bi kah rahi thi ki wo bi ab call kam hi kiya karegi
me: shittttt
5:30 PM anu: ph. hold karaker janab baith jaatey 10 min tak uskey baad dobara reply tak dena jaruri nahi samjatey
5:31 PM me: ufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
heyyyyyyyy
soooo sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
5:32 PM anu: koi sorry nahi aapka hamesha ka yahi rahta hai
5:33 PM anu ko to pagal samajtey ho na
5:34 PM me: achchaa.....meri anu se aap puchh ke batayengi ki
aaj kab tak hai wo office me?
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7 minutes
5:41 PM me: puchhe aap??
helo
5:42 PM anu: keya
5:44 PM me: ki mari anu kab tak rahegi office me?
5:45 PM anu: 6.30 tak keyo puch rahey ho
5:46 PM baise bi tumarai anu yaha nahi mai hu only
5:48 PM me: kya merei anu ab call kar sakti hai office se?
bolna jara
5:49 PM anu: nahi ker bi sakti tab bi na karti
me: kyon.....>????????????
kisi ka itna gussa thik nahi n
5:50 PM rajesh se chat kar raha tha
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Rajesh: aur baaki unke kya haal chaal hain
?>
kati..........jee ke
me: anu ka?
bilkul fit hai rajesh ji
Rajesh: achchha jee
me: hmmm...
Rajesh: mera namskar bol dijiyega
me: achchaa...aur kuchh?
Rajesh: kahiyga hum yaad kar rahe the unhein
me: kya baat hai !
aur kuchh?
5:56 PM Rajesh: bas itna keh dijiyega
ab baaki kya kahein
aapka bhi to khayal rakhna padta hai
hummaaaaa janu miss u : Apr 4, 2008 10:32 AM
Mata e dard ki saughat le gaya koi
Chhupa k mujhsey meri raat le gaya koi
Khamoshiyo'n k samandar se chand ubhrey ga
Jo lab pe aa na saki, baat le gaya koi
Mai dekhti hi rahi aansuo'n ki hijrat ko
Mai sochti rahi barsat le gaya koi
Na koi zakhm e tamanna na jahshn e mehroomi
Ye kiss tarah meri baarat le gaya koi
Jo aik dard ki jholi thi wo bhi khali hai
Tamam umr ki khairat le gaya koi
Koi kiran hai jo reh reh k jhankti hai abhi
Sitarey doob gaye raat le gaya koi
my reply : Apr 4, 2008 10:52 AM
so sweet januuuu.......hummmmmaaaaaaaaaa...............kaun tha wo jo ye sab le gaya......hmmm?
her reply : Apr 4, 2008 11:01 AM
buddu ho tum purey bahut pitungi hummmmmaaaaaaaa
hummmmmmaaaaaaaaa mere janu : Apr 4, 2008 10:42 AM
janu tumarey pass aaney ka man ker raha keya karu bolo to
my reply : Apr 4, 2008 10:58 AM
to aa jao n janu.....isme poochhne ki kya baat hai ki kya karun..? jab bhi mann kare buss aa jaya karo....han lekin abhi to office me hogi n janu.....fir office hour poora karke aa jao.....mai bhi sabere chal dungaa.....waise bhi aaj mai jabardasti aaya hun....mujhe 101 F fever tha aate samay. Raat me so jane ke baad pata nahi kab thandh lagne lagee jabki fan off tha.....dono blanket odhna pada fir thik laga....fir bhi office aa gaya hun sinha ko dikhane..;;magar sinha aaj late se aayega.....jab ki mai khud socha tha ki latest 4pm me chal dunga mai yahan se...
her reply : Apr 4, 2008 11:33 AM
pagal ho tum keya fever tha to muje keyo nahi bataya aur tumey office aaney ki keya jarurat thi tum bi na purey pagal ho kabi nahi sudroge tum medision li ya nahi pahley ye batao
my reply : Apr 4, 2008 11:41 AM
medicine.....??.....tum idhar aao n fir milega n mujhe medicine..... hummmmaaaaaaaaa.....ab le liya..
janu aaj dil me chaha ki fever me aana jana kaisa lagta hai, chalo dekhte hain isliye aa gaya.....aur haan mai sudhar gaya to vijay mera naam nahi....hahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa
janu tumney meri baat nahi mani : Apr 4, 2008 2:54 PM
janu maine kaha tha na ki half day leker chaley jana lekin tum nahi gaye na aur na hi tumney medision li janu kabi meri baat maan liya karo.aur tum ki bas mantey hi nahi hummmmmmmmmmmaaaaaa chalo ab to maan lo
my reply : Apr 4, 2008 3:20 PM
her reply : Apr 4, 2008 3:29 PM
ok janu chaley jao ab aur suno dawai leker room per hi aram karna kahi jana nahi samjey
janu keya yaar tum suntey keyo nahi ho : Apr 4, 2008 4:36 PM
tumarey kaan per joo nahi rengti nahi keya kisi baat ke liye na dawai na chutti ye sab keya hai keyo paresaan kartey ho janu baat keyo nahi mantey.aur phir kahtey ho manta to hu esha karta to hu jhoot bi boltey ho saath me saram nahi aati tumey janu dekho esha karoge na phir mai pakka tumse baat nahi karungi aur naraj ho jaungi dekh lena phir tumara fever theek ho jayga bilkul hummmmmaaaaaa janu mai aaney ko kah rahi thi per sayad nahi aa pahungi mausa ji saam ko aayenge sayad to aana muskil ho jayga baise mai jarur aati per wo to mere pichey hi pad gaye hai haath mu doker janu keya karu mai kaise aau tumarey pass bolo na janu mausam bahut kharab hai ager na nikley ho office se to abi mata jana ruk jana
me: ab kya karun janu...? : Apr 4, 2008 4:27 PM
janu,
jane ko tha to aandhee-toophan aa gaya....ab kya kya karun janu...wait kar raha hun...
bhookh bhi lag gayee hai..ja raha hun canteen...dekhta hun kuchh khane ko hai to khate huye hi wait karta hun aandhi ke thamne ka.....
her reply : Apr 4, 2008 4:38 PM
ha ye theek hai abi bahar mat nikalana janu barish bi ho rahi hai kuch kha lo jaker tab tak jao
my reply : Apr 4, 2008 4:51 PM
maine sandwidch le lee fir ek potato roll/-- bhi....khakar abhi coffee pee raha hunn.....
janu, idhar aao n thoda sa. hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............jyada to nahi hua n.??
her reply : Apr 4, 2008 4:54 PM
hummmmmmaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmaaaaaaa kuch mat karo ab wait ker lo aram se jana jab barish band ho jay meri tarah bigna mat sauk me tumey fever bi achha nahi hoga tumarey liye hummmmmmmmaaaaaaa
sardi lag rahi hai janu : Apr 4, 2008 4:50 PM
janu mai thoda sa bahar nikal gayi beeg gayi sardi lagney lagi hai janu ab tum aa jao na tumarey paas chipak jaungi to sardi nahi lagegi na hummmmaaaaaa aur issey to bilkul bi nahi lagegi hummmmaaaaaa
my reply : Apr 4, 2008 5:00 PM
sardee lag rahi hai to aa jao n janu....mujhe bhi tumhe baahon me lekar ek baar kho jane ka mann kar raha hai aur ek mitha sa kiss bhi lene ka mann kar raha hai......hummmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa.......lekin beech me mausa ji kyon aa jate hain bhala....wo bhi n bilkul..../// aur suno risk khelne ki koi jarurat nahi hai.....jab tumhe ye lage ki pakde jayege to aane ki matt sochana...ok??
janu, abhi bhi baarish ho rahi hai.....abhi to nikal bhi nahi sakta n.....wait kar raha hun baarish ke band hone ka.....dekhte hain kab tak rukna padta hai...........
janu hummmmaaaaaaa..... : Apr 4, 2008 5:31 PM
janu tumey deer sara pyaar karney ka man ker raha aur dekho na mausam bi esha ho gaya hai bilkul mast kitna achha lagta hai na eshey mausam me hai na hummmmmmmaaaaaa
gud morning janu : Apr 5, 2008 10:32 AM
बाहों मे तुम हो, लौटा दे वो नज़ारा कहीं
ए वक़्त लौटा दे, शाम वो दुबारा कहीं
कुछ हम तो, कुछ वो शर्मा रहे थे
धीरे-2 कितने हम क़रीब आ रहे थे
मिल जाता उनकी-2, नज़रो का इशारा कहीं
ए वक़्त लौटा दे, शाम वो दुबारा कहीं
सीमेटा जिन्हे-2, हमने बाहो मे
पा रखा था उन्होने निगाहो मे
जाने कैसे बीता, पल वो आबरा कहीं
आए वक़्त लौटा दे, शाम वो दुबारा कहीं
चूमा था हल्के से, जिनके गालो को
शाहलाया था उन्होने मारे बालो को
क्या पलबर के प्यार को मिले किनारा कहीं
ए वक़्त लौटा दे, शाम वो दुबारा कहीं
मत जा, आज शाम छ्छुड़ा के दामन
कितना मैंने समझाया उनका मन
कह चली छूते ना साथ तुम्हारा कहीं
ए लौटा दे, शाम वो दुबारा कहीं
my reply : Apr 5, 2008 12:41 PM
so lovely januu.......kitna pyara likha hai.........shayad tumne khud likha hai n ? .......hey bolo n !!
nice.......too much rememberable.......hummmnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........
aaj mausam beimaan hai bada..... : Apr 4, 2008 5:31 PM
janu tumey deer sara pyaar karney ka man ker raha aur dekho na mausam bi esha ho gaya hai bilkul mast kitna achha lagta hai na eshey mausam me hai na hummmmmmmaaaaaa
my reply : Apr 4, 2008 5:49 PM
janu,
sach me ye mausam to kuchh aisa hi kah raha hai ki.................tum mujhe kahin chhupa le mai tumhe kahin chhupa lun.....ek dusre me hum kho jayen buss.....hummmmmaaaaaaa..
her reply : Apr 4, 2008 5:54 PM
chaley phir wahi jaha koi aata jata na ho keya kahtey ho janab
my reply : Apr 5, 2008 12:42 PM
.........hmmmm aur kho jayen ek-dooje me busss .....n hosh rehe n bandish....
me: Sorry janu : Apr 5, 2008 3:07 PM
janu,
ek to bahut der tak tumhe hold kar ka ke rakhwa diya fir tumhe kaha ki off kar lo phone......sorry janu...
aur haan...ye larke-larkee ke baaten, sex aur flirting ki baaten main sirf inlogon ke sath hasne ke liye karta hun.....just to maintain circle/society.....isko kuchh galat mat lena janu....plss...............agar kuchh aisa hota to mai kam se kam tumhare sunte huye aisi baat n kartaa.
janu....doctor se dikha lena.. : Apr 5, 2008 2:35 PM
janu,
pain ho raha hai.....to ho sakta hai to rest kar lo...........
aur paagal ho tum ki Doctor se khul ke poochhee bhi nahi....kam se kam ye to puchh leti ki kab aana hai Ultrasound ke liye....waise 10 bola to 12 din bhi ho fir bhi thik aur 8 din bhi ho fir bhi thik........isliye is beech me kabhi bhi dikha lena doctor se.....thik hai??
her reply : Apr 5, 2008 3:05 PM
janu meri dawai to hamesha tumarey pass rahti hai tumse baat ker leti hu to adha dadr eshey hi chala jata hai aur jo rah jata hai wo dawai se bas per janu muje pata nahi keyo ye baat achhi nahi lagi ki tumse her koi ek hi baat keyo puchta hai vijay ji ladki chayie keyo...ager sabko pata hai ki vijay us type ka nahi hai phir bi baise muje is mamley me bolna nahi chayie per ek dost hone ke naatey mai yahi cahaungi ki kuch bi karna kahi bi jana per kahi galat jagah mat chaley jana bas itni tumse request hai meri pls so maan lena barna baise muje yakin hai ki tum kahi galat jagah nahi ja saktey per phir bi kabi 2 her koi bahak jata hai
my reply : Apr 5, 2008 3:19 PM
janu,
tumhari kasam......aisa nahi karunga mai.
are baba free hokar baat karne ke khyal se buss yun hi baaten karte hain...fir jab maine unse poochha to kahne lage ki mai to sirf mazak kar raha tha....kabhi socha bhi nahi grl lane ke bare me...pls janu tum iskee chinta matt karna...tumhara vijay waisa real me hai jaisa tum sochti ho....pani ki tarah saaf.
her reply : Apr 5, 2008 4:12 PM
muje mera janu hamesha esha hi chayie chay mai uskey paas hu ya door wo muje esha hi chayie bas yahi meri arju hai aur tumari tabiyat puri tarah theek nahi thi jaanu phir keyo aaye keyo eshey kaam kartey ho jin per muje gussa aata hai kaha tha na tumse aaj mat jana office phir bi tum nahi maaney aur aa gaye tum bi na kabi 2 bachey ban jaatey ho bilkul keya kahu tumey kuch samaj nahi aata bas hum mmmmmmaaaaaaaaa bas iskey alawa kuch bi nahi
my reply : Apr 5, 2008 4:30 PM
okkkk.....janooo.....
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