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Chat : Mar 10, 2008 5:26 PM
4:09 PM me: kaisi ho jaanu
4:10 PM anu: jinda hu aur kuch
4:11 PM me: itna kaam karna pad raha hai kya??
my god!
anu: chup raho tum
me: hey ram
4:12 PM kya hua janu??
itna gussaa mere pe?
ये सितम क्यों ?
4:13 PM anu: mai keyo tum per gusaa karu
me: ye lo.....kar lo baat
pls janu.....aise matt bolo n
4:14 PM anu: keyo na bolu
raho tum eshey aaj tumey saja dungi pakka
4:16 PM me: plss
januuuuu
aise matt bolo
kyon naraz hoti ho
anu: keyo saja se dar gaye keya
me: meri anu......hummmmnnaa !
anu: darpok kahi ke
4:17 PM me: tumse darr to hota hi hai n
anu: keyo
4:18 PM mai itni buri hu jo itna dartey ho
me: ye lo
buri ki kya baat hai
4:19 PM anu: aur keya tabi to dartey ho
barna khusi se kahtey jo saja do manjoor hai
me: apne jan ka darr har ek ko hota hai n
4:21 PM anu: wo kaise
me: jyada ghumao maattt
warna aaunga aur buss
shuru ho jaunga mai bhi
4:22 PM anu: mai keya guma rahi hu bolo to
4:23 PM me: kuchh nahi
saja deti ho....
de do
jo dena hai
de do
anu: pakka
me: ....................Bahon me lekar itna kiss karunga ki buss…….hosh gum ho jayege
anu: khud hosh me rah paoge tab keya
me: hannnn aur kya
4:24 PM anu: muje baaho me lene se pahley hi behosh ho jaatey ho dear
sonia puch rahi thi tumarey liye
kahi tum ussey boar to nahi huye
4:25 PM me: mai behosh ho jaun ya hosh me rahun...kya farq padta hai jaan....
.......nahi hua bore....kah dena
4:26 PM mai kyon bore hota
anu: manie kah diya ki boar ho gaye they tum
aur ye bi bol diya ki ab wo tumse dobara nahi milega
4:27 PM huye to they jhoot mat bolo
4:28 PM me: ullooo ho tum
ye kahna jaruri hai kya?
4:29 PM anu: ha bilkul
sach batao boar nahi huye keya
me: kuchh nahi hua
n bore
n khusshh
4:30 PM anu: mujse keyo jhoot bol rahey ho
4:31 PM maine kuch nahi kaha usey balki ussey yahi kaha ki vijay tumari tarif ker raha hai aur kah raha tha i bahut achha laga
4:32 PM me: to ye kahna jaruri nahi tha.....kisi sonia ko ki mai kya hua
....ye thik boli
nice
waise ab wo ittefaq bhi kabhi nahi aayega ki aise kisi sonia se milun
4:33 PM anu: keyo uskey haath chuney achhey nahi lagey tumey
me: wo to is liye ki usne khud kaha tha....."hands like ballon.."
4:34 PM nahi chhota to usko bura lagta
busssss..
anu: wo usko bura lagta ya tum chuna chatey they mr.
mujse mat jhoot bolo bachey
4:35 PM me: tumhari kasam...
mujhe uske hath chhote thoda bhi achchha nahi laga
.....really
anu: keyo
4:36 PM me: aise hi..
anu: itney soft hand chuker kisey nahi achha lagega
muje bi achha lagta hai to phir tumey keyo nahi
4:38 PM me: tab tumhe kuchh nahi pata
anu: keya nahi pata
4:39 PM me: sirf hath soft hona koi attraction point nahi hota
kisi ke liye ho sakta hai
mere liye bilkul nahi
......not at alll
4:40 PM anu: kami hi keya hai usmey ladkiyo ke sab gun to hai phir keyo nahi
4:41 PM me: she is full of artificial manners....
4:42 PM totally devoid of naturality...
anu: galat baat
me: aise logon mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai
anu: she is my frnd
me: chup
anu: keyo
4:43 PM man to ker raha hoga kuch aur aur kah kuch aur rahey ho
4:44 PM me: haannn....mann ho raha tha ki uska kuchh aur bhi chhoo kar dekhun
lekin tum thi n
isliye kuchh nahi kiya
nahi to sab kuchh kar dalta mai
.......aur kuchh?
anu: to ab ker lo
no du
4:45 PM baise badey sodey lag rahey ho
4:46 PM buddu
me: kya?
anu: purey buddu ho
4:47 PM me: kyon?
4:50 PM anu: itna achha mauka diya tumey phir bi
4:52 PM me: hummm..
ye to hai
anu: keya smajey
4:55 PM me: samjhaoo
tum hi
4:56 PM kya karta mai bolo to
usko
hummmm...
bolo n janu
5:01 PM hello januuuuu....!!!!!!!!
hummmm....
busy
ok
fursat ho to bol dena
5:02 PM anu: ha bolo ab
me: upar padh lo
anu: padh liya
5:03 PM tumey chida rahi thi mai only
5:04 PM tum bi na
mai apney janu ko achhey se janti hu isliye thoda sa chida rahi thi bas
per tusi na badey sodey lagtey ho chidtey huye
5:05 PM me: oye soniye...
hummmmnaaaaaa!!!
anu: hummmmaaaaaa
ki gala hai mundiya
5:09 PM me: hummnnnnaa
anu: changa nu
chadi ni nayi do asi tere naal aa java
5:10 PM me: oye mai mar jawa
anu: hummmmmaaaa
janu ek baat batao
5:11 PM me: bolo n dear
anu: tum muje itna keyo statey ho
me: ye lo
kahan sataya
tum bhi n
5:12 PM anu: saarii raat keya kiya
5:13 PM khud to so jaatey ho aur muje na.
me: ye lo
kisne kah diye ki mai so jata hun
5:14 PM mai bhi busss
करवट बदल बदल के रात बिताऊ मैं
anu: so jaate ho janu tum
me: are nahi jaan
aisa nhi hahi n
anu: aaj maine ke song suna pata khon sa
5:15 PM kal raat usney sapney me mujko cheda kabi ider palat kabi uder palat tadpata raha
5:16 PM me: film?
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5:23 PM anu: janu tumarey jaaney ka time ho raha hai na
me: han
after 5 min
anu: ok phir theek hai jao
hummmmmaaaaa theek se sona aaj
5:24 PM me: idhar aao n ek baar
aaj to shadi me jaogi n
anu: ha
me: ok.......fir mai intzaar nahi karunga tumhara
hummmnannna
jao...........
anu: mai chupchaap aker so jaungi tumarey pass
tum so jana
me: thik hai janu..
5:25 PM hv a nice time
anu: hummmmmmaaaa time milega tab ph. karungi
airtel ka daal lena
me: thik hai.....ph n karne ki koshish karna....
(fir dal lena...tum bhi n)
anu: keyo
5:26 PM me: ok
anu: ok baba change ker lena buddu
me: ok mai dal lunga.......
jao ab
vida lun janu?
anu: hummmma my sweet
jao
me: okkkkkk
5:27 PM anu: bye hummmmaaaa...
hi janu : Mar 11, 2008 2:23 PM
vijju keya baat hai aaj jab bi mai online hoti hu tum offline ho rahey ho ph. karti hu to kah rahey jayda baat mat karo arey baba jayda busy ho ya phir mujse koi galti huyi keya hua ..aur itna to tumey bi pata hai ki mere pass bi jayda time nahi hota aajkal per sirf tumarey liye online aati hu aur tum ho ki bina boley hi kuch chaley jaatey ho esha karoge na pakadker pitungi aur chilaaney bi nahi dungi samjey hummmmmma
Chat : Mar 11, 2008 4:52 PM
2:15 PM anu: kaha lagey ho janab
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2:29 PM anu: keya hua busy ho keya
ya phir kahi line maar rahey ho
me: net poor hai janu
disconnect ho gaya tha
anu: ok baba
me: tumko dekhkar offline nahi huya tha
tum kya kya likh di abhi
dekha
2:30 PM anu: achha ji maine socha tumney dekha ho bhut aa gaya to baag jau
me: are nahi tum bhi n
anu: keya mai bi
2:31 PM ider aao
me: tere hi paas to hun janu
anu: chaataak laga
majey aaye
2:32 PM hummmaaa tej laga keya
me: hummm...
anu: hummmmaaaaa ab theek hai
2:34 PM me: bahut thik hai janu
anu: janu eshey bologe to phir chodungi nahi tumey
2:35 PM me: mail padhi...?????
anu: baise bi tumney muje bahut sir per chada rakha hai
ha
keya dekh rahey hai batana to ye log
2:36 PM me: khud dekho n
anu: muje to kuch dikayi nahi diya
tum hi bata do
2:37 PM abi ek nonveg jok pada maine sunau keya
pahley ye batao tumarey aas pass koi hai to nahi
me: hey....janu
koi nahi hai
sunao.
2:38 PM anu: nahi phir kabi
me: kabhi kyon...?
anu: muje likhney me bi thoda wo lag raha hai
2:39 PM me: likho bhi .....
anu: tum baar 2 mat puchna mujse tab likhti hu
me: koi baat nahi hai
ok baba
likho ....
anu: ek ladka apni mumi se puchta hai ki mumi jab aap toilet jaati hai to awaaj keyo aati hai
2:40 PM to uski mumi kahti hai apney papa se puch lo jaker
2:41 PM wo papa se puchta hai to uskey papa kahtey hai ki tank gahra hota hai isliye
phir wo kahta hai ki papa jab aap toilet kartey hai awaj keyo nahi aati wo bi kahta hai apni mumi se puch lo jaker
2:42 PM wo mumi se puchta hai to uski mumi kahti hai beta tere papa ke na 3'' ka silencer laga hai isliye
2:44 PM me: hahahahahahaaaaaa......
2:46 PM anu: padha
2:47 PM me: padh liyaa...
anu: kaisa laga
me: tum logon me silencer nahi hota......isliye aawaz aati hai
soo-soo karte waqt
hmmmm??
anu: chup
2:48 PM me: ..hahhaaaa....sorrry janu\
anu: mai isliye to suna nahi rahi thi
2:49 PM keyoki tum na phir pakad lete ho baat ko
me: to maine kahan kuchh kaha janu
anu: achha ji kuch nahi kaha tumney
me: nahi to
anu: to bhuoot ne kaha na
me: bilkul
2:50 PM anu: chal hatt besaram
me: hay-hay....mai mar jawa
anu: asi naal nahi kisi kudiya naal mer na tanu to janu
2:51 PM me: means?
anu: ki kahnda tanu
2:52 PM nahi samjey mere buddu mai ye kah rahi hu ki mere per mat maro kisi ladki per maro to janu mai tumey keya khayal hai tumra
me: tum ladki nahi ho kya?
anu: hu hu nahi to
me: nahi ho?
2:53 PM anu: nahi
me: fir to check karna padega
mujhe
anu: ab bi kuch check karna baaki hai keya
2:54 PM keya insaan ho tum kisi ka sab kuch dekh lene ke baad kahtey ho check karna padega saram nahi aati eshi baat kartey
2:56 PM janu keya hua
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3:05 PM me: janu....i m back
anu: welcome hujur
me: hmmmm......
3:06 PM to tum hi kahti ho ki ladki nahi tum
isliye to kaha ki check karna padega
anu: pitoge tum pakka
me: intzar kar rahe hain
pitayi ka
anu: arey baba maine to isliye kaha ki tumara sayad reply kuch aur hoga per tum na
3:07 PM achha suno is tarah aak saatani band ker barna such me bahut pitoge
me: tumhe to waise bhi mai ladki nahi manta n
anu: to keya mantey ho
3:08 PM me: saitani to mujhse band nahi hogi.....sorry janu
anu: is tarah karoge to kaise kaam chalega kashis aur badegi na ki ghategi
3:09 PM me: kaisi kasish?
anu: muje bi nahi pata
me: to kashish ghatana hai kya?
3:10 PM anu: nahi phir bi keyo ho raha ye sab
3:11 PM me: kyon ho raha ye sab....?....maine samjhe nahi dear......
anu: kuch nahi tum nahi samjoge
me: samjhao n pls
3:12 PM anu: arey baba yahi ki her pal tum yaad aatey ho hamesha baat karti rahi lagta hai tumari bhao me aker sou yahi sab
3:13 PM me: .......to is se darr lagta hai kya?
anu: ha kabi 2 apney aap se bi bahut dar jaati hu
3:14 PM me: darr ki wajah?
anu: yahi to nahi pata na nahi to puchti keyo
3:15 PM me: fir bhi kya lagta hai?
anu: tum na kitney pagal ho sab kuch bata deti hu phir bi wajah puchtey ho
3:16 PM jantey ho muje tumse kabi dar nahi lagta hai lagta hai to sirf apney aap se
me: tum darne ki baat karne lagti ho n.....isliye puchhta hun
apne aap se darrr????
mai samjha nahi
anu: ha janu
3:18 PM darti hu kabi 2 ye sochker ki mai esha keyo ker rahi hu hamesha apney uper ek nasha keyo chada rahta hai
me: hmmmm...
3:19 PM anu: bas tum na eshey kartey aur mai tumarey pass hamesha rahti hu
3:20 PM tumney kabi socha hai is baarey me
me: nahi......kabhi nahi socha
anu: tabi to
me: hmmm.......
3:21 PM जी लें बस हम इस पल को
कल की सोंचेंगे कल को
-----ye hai apna thought
lekin tumhara kuchh aur hai
sochne ka
achchaa hai
socho
anu: hummmmmma right i agree with u
3:22 PM nahi sochungi ab jo chalta hai chalney do nahi sochti
me: ......ye sab mai kabhi nahi sochta
anu: aur ha jab bi mai sochu to tum muje hosh me la dena sochney mat dena
3:23 PM me: shayad mai bhi sochu to tumhara sath ek jhatke me chhod dun...
yah soch kar ki kya ho raha hai
kya hoga????
anu: mera saath keyo chod doge
me: wahi to
anu: esha kabi mat karna barna pata nahi keya hoga
3:24 PM jab tak hum saath rah saktey hai rahnge promiss karo janu
3:25 PM me: .........janu 1 baat batata hun
anu: tumney ager muje change kiya hai to samahl ker bi rakhna
pucho
sorry batao
me: तुम बराबर कहने लगती हो कि ये सब क्या हो रहा है
क्या होगा....
3:26 PM तुम्हारे साथ रहने की आदत (बोलने, बात करने,...) की लग जाएगी
फिर कैसे रहेगे
क्या यह अच्छा है...?
क्या यह नियमानुकूल है?
3:29 PM क्या यह नैतिकता पर खड़ा उतरता है.....वगैरह-वगैरह....
लेकिन मैं ये कभी नहीं सोचता....
जब मैं भी यही सोंचने लगूं.....तो दिल यही कहेगा कि विजय तुम अनु से शादी कर नहीं सकते, उसे जीवन साथी बना नहीं सकते फिर नैतिकता यही कहती है कि
उसे अपने साथ यूं न रखो
उसे आदत न डालो
3:30 PM उसके साथ कैसी भी छेड़खानी मत करो
..........फिर हो जाऊंगा तुमसे दूर
जैसा पहले था
एकाकी विजय
बस......
लेकिन मैं फिलहाल ऐसा नहीं सोंचता....
3:31 PM जब तक नहीं सोचता हूं, ठीक है
तुम बराबर ऐसा सवाल सामने डाल देती हो
3:32 PM जिस दिन सोंच लूंगा......फिर वही हो जाऊंगा
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3:33 PM anu: soory jaun net prob.
me: कोई बात नहीं
जान गया था मैं
3:34 PM anu: achha bachey ho
me: जी हुजूर
3:35 PM anu: aage se nahi bolungi sochney ko pakka per mai keya kaur mera dimaag hai na danchakkar
3:37 PM hummmmmaaa
3:38 PM me: hummmnaaaa !!!!
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3:50 PM me: kaam ho raha jaan?
anu: ha janu
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3:59 PM anu: buddu
me: kya hua?
anu: her ceej me late ho
4:01 PM me: samjha nahi janu
ab bolo
anu: tumarey bachey bi late hi paida honge buddu
4:02 PM me: achchha jee
lekin abhi late kahan hun
??/
bolo to
4:03 PM anu: jo mail fwd kiya kab karna chayie tha
me: areeee......
wo to sahi hai
4:04 PM lein wo msg tha tumhare liye
anu: keya sahi hai
me: isliye send kiya
busss
warna nahi send karta
anu: achha ji ek duni na to sahi aa jaoge
me: wo to pata hai ki 8th march ko hi tha
woman's day
4:05 PM it deseve a specific msg for u
anu: ok baba
hummmmmmaaaa
me: read once again with this view
4:07 PM anu: ok
me: hummmm...
4:08 PM anu: ha baba 4 baar pad liya
me: ab buss
ab nahi
anu: keya nahi
maine keya kiya abi jo nahi ker rahey ho
4:09 PM me: matlab ab nahi padho
ab ho gaya
samjhe huzoor
4:11 PM anu: ji hujur jo hukum janab ka
4:12 PM me: ye nacheez bhala hukm kya dega jeee..
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4:18 PM anu: keyo nahi doge
4:20 PM me: yun hi bol diya janu
4:21 PM anu: to phir de saktey ho na hukum
4:22 PM me: kise?
is laxmibai ko?
aise hi darr lagta hai\
4:25 PM anu: hu hu tumarey liye nahi hu laxmibai wo to bahar walo ke liye hu
4:26 PM me: achhchaa
anu: ider aao janu thoda sa
4:27 PM me: tere pas hun janu
4:29 PM anu: hummmmmmaaaaa hummmmmma
hummmmmma hummmma
4:30 PM me: hey rammm
mai to marr jaunga jaun
janu
4:31 PM anu: chup eshey nahi boltey
me: to?
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4:49 PM anu: janu
me: jee madam
4:50 PM anu: madam ke nana
tumarey jaaney ka time ho raha hai keya
4:51 PM me: jee han
4:52 PM ab ja raha hun just
anu: ok jao hummmmmaaaaaa
aur suno keya karna jaker dyaan hai na
me: kya janu?
4:53 PM anu: arey baba ekdam bulakad ho chalo ph. per bata dungi jao
4:54 PM me: ok janu
anu: ok ab hummmmmmaaaa
me: bye.......
humnnnaaa
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